All Blacks vs Wallabies 2

[Kruse]

Sport-watching superstition confirmed:

• reach for a bottle of NZ wine... nearly a try
• think "nope - you're already smashed, just stick with foreign muck beer" - try doesn't happen

Fuck it - wine is being opened... in a couple of minutes, once I finish this current beer

[sparky]

@Machpants So many players clearly past their sell by date, but the "master coach" and the "great innovator" has stuck by them ahead of the players who showed form and promise in Super Rugby.

[nostrildamus]

De Groot redder than Barnaby Joyce.

[His Bobness]

Red cordial starting to kick in for the ABs.

[Donsteppa]

Is Surf Features watching the game in a windowless bunker...

[kpkanz]

Great little grubber before that from ALB for Rieko

[KiwiMurph]

But it's too risky to play Hotham?

Fuck off.

[Tim]

Please do not play Sweet Caroline.

[Victor Meldrew]

Headless chicken mode seems to have been switched on. Should have made more of those opportunities.

[Machpants]

@sparky said in All Blacks vs Wallabies 2:

@Machpants So many players clearly past their sell by date, but the "master coach" and the "great innovator" has stuck by them ahead of the players who should form and promise in Super Rugby.

Yeah losses with noobs for the future I can handle, picking shit experienced players and losing is unacceptable

[Jet]

@Mr-Fish said in All Blacks vs Wallabies 2:

One of the Australian commentators has just said Sititi is so good he's going to play 40 or 50 Tests - sure hope it's a lot more than that

That would be 81-91 tests less than Beauden Barrett has accumulated as of todays tally.

[Canerbry]

@Victor-Meldrew Even before Chook MacKenzie comes on!

[sparky]

The only good news is that the Aussies are a bit shite, but we won't be able to get away with playing this badly on the European tour without it getting very ugly.

[Yeetyaah]

Wallace being this good at 20 years old is fucking nuts

[junior]

@Stag said in All Blacks vs Wallabies 2:

@Toddy he is virtually the same height and weight as Jerry Collins was.

Except Jerry’s nickname was “granite” and Ethan’s is “porcelain”

[NTA]

Paisami biting in too often. Hold your width!

[kev]

Reiko shit for hands

[nostrildamus]

Cane crap pass to Ioane, get him off.

[Machpants]

@sparky said in All Blacks vs Wallabies 2:

The only good news is that the Aussies are a bit shite, but we won't be able to get away with playing this badly on the European tour without it getting very ugly.

Yeah great news we can barely hang on versus the world number ten

[nostrildamus]

@kev said in All Blacks vs Wallabies 2:

Reiko shit for hands

crap pass by Cane to shoelaces