Ashes 2023

Victor Meldrew

It was pure sloppiness by Bairstow. He was almost wandering out of his crease before Carey caught it. The idea that Oz should have withdrawn the appeal and not doing so almost cost them the match (BBC Cricket chief correspondent) is pure fantasy

Donsteppa

Some funny heat of the moment comments in the aftermath from Stokes and McCullum. Stokes didn't mind too much the manner in which he won the World Cup at the same venue. And McCullum had form for some interesting dismissals himself (Murali).

The MCG or Eden Park would have been no better than Lords, but the uniqueness of also walking through the Long Room probably didn't help today. Three Lords Members have been suspended.

Catogrande

@Donsteppa

Good response from the MCC.

Re the Bairstow dismissal, it's a bit like a Mankad. It's in the rules but is it in the spirit of the game. Well the latter is always in the eyes of the beholder isn't it? So, tough but suck it up and don't be a twat next time and leave the crease. having said that I really did like Broad’s theatrics, asking Carey or Square Leg Ump each time if he could leave his crease.

mariner4life

Fuck you stokes you plastic ginger fuck

I was pulling you off before but now you can eat a box of cocks

You claimed a fucking world cup off a piece of shit that wasn't cricket. Where was your spirit then? Nowhere. Because you are ginger and therefore without spirit

And fuck off BMac.

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MN5

That was a terrific game of test cricket.

I mean, I only actually saw a bit of it but what a great see sawing contest.

Heroic effort from England there but they still fell short. Will be interesting if they try and reign things in a bit and play more proper ‘test’ cricket in the next few matches.

Australia all class.

Catogrande

@mariner4life

Was it a particularly strong red this evening?

mariner4life

@Catogrande said in Ashes 2023:

@mariner4life

Was it a particularly strong red this evening?

And delicious. Tuscan red for the win

Unlike English kiwi red aye stokesy?

Donsteppa

Unsurprising to see Ashwin tagged into it pretty quickly. There was a small but noticeable increase in attempted Mankads among the kids last summer

NTA

Fuck me. That's a surprise. Stokes looked to be in a Stokes mood, and should have got MOTM I think, postmatch hypocrisy notwithstanding.

Couple of chavs not getting back into the long room any time soon. So sad.

NTA

NTA

Cummins postmatch was straight bat classic about everything.

NTA

Pommy media constantly asking about withdrawing the appeal, and one in particular about whether it would affect our reputation post sand-papergate.

That's worth a watch.

Donsteppa

Reverse swing seems to be spoken of less often by all teams and commentators since the Aussies got caught.

Now the old ball trick seems to be bouncer-athons.

Cyclops

The only thing with the Barstow dismissal is that apparently Carey had noticed it happening a few times and decided to try for the run out. My personal take on the 'spirit of cricket' is that you'd give him a warning first then run him out the next time he did. Maybe Carey did that, I haven't read all the coverage because the English insane reaction just makes it painful to read about. It's a marginal call, and ranks a pretty long way down the list of 'shit things Australian keepers have done'.

Donsteppa

broughie

Watch the highlights and was a little confused about that catch not being a catch. He had control of the ball right before he hit the ground?

What I like about the Aussies is that they don't seem to have a fear of losing.

NTA

@broughie said in Ashes 2023:

Watch the highlights and was a little confused about that catch not being a catch. He had control of the ball right before he hit the ground?

Control of the ball and the body.

Virgil

@NTA

Can't believe im saying this alt text

but OZ definitely in the right here.
Bairstow, what a fucking muppet. Every age grade kid playing cricket knows STAY IN YOUR FUCKING CREASE!! until the ball is dead/no longer in play.
What the fuck was he thinking? and what the fuck did he think would happen.

Donsteppa

I was fine with the catch being not out. My understanding is you've never been able to put the ball downwards into the ground like that while still moving. Similar to if he'd managed to cross the boundary marker while still sliding/diving.

broughie

@NTA I think Ponting has it right in the time of possession. First part of link although you probably have already heard his comments.

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Ashes 2023