Australia v England - 1st Test

[Machpants]

@chimoaus said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

@Machpants said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

Now that was a random scrum penalty

Looked like a tough one but how the fuck would I know.

Yeah, me to. But I saw wallabies collapsing like a sack of shit

[Chris]

@Machpants said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

Now that was a random scrum penalty

Yep the Aussie TH was on his knees before the Pommie LH fell over him.

[Kruse]

@Machpants said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

Wallaby coaches looking very shiny

Literally or figuratively?
Perth, gotta figure they're covered in sunscreen and sweat.

[Machpants]

Was Alan unconscious there? Harsh penalty

[Machpants]

@Kruse said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

@Machpants said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

Wallaby coaches looking very shiny

Literally or figuratively?
Perth, gotta figure they're covered in sunscreen and sweat.

Yeah they are actually glistening! Sweaty fat fucks? Oiling up for some hot action? Dunno

[chimoaus]

Poor Aussies dropping like flies.

[Stag]

Why do they persist with SBW in the box. Im pretty sure that even he has no idea what he is talking about and sounds as intelligent as a rock.

[Machpants]

Shit game after the last one. Marcus has been utter pants

[Machpants]

@Stag said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

Why do they persist with SBW in the box. Im pretty sure that even he no idea what he is talking about and sounds as intelligent as a rock.

Talking to the average ozzie level

[Stag]

The English 10 seems very average, and so is the game so far.

[mariner4life]

This is a slow ugly game

[Victor Meldrew]

@mariner4life said in Australia v England - 1st Test:

This is a slow ugly game

I've just eaten four hot cross buns (don't ask) with loads of butter and entering a carb-coma. Game is perfect for me.

[Machpants]

Bunch girly hair pulling going on

[Mattasaurus]

Great hands by valentinea there

[Machpants]

Haha yellow for hair pulling red for head butt

[Kirwan]

Who head butts anymore. What a moron.

[Mattasaurus]

Red bye bye dum dum

[kiwiinmelb]

That was dumb

[Chris]

Dumb shit

[Damo]

Can't argue with that. Dumbass.

Is the 20 minute red card rule in effect? I presume not.