ICC T20 World Cup
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<p>Back in the 1980s when we invented T20 cricket back in England (social, usually pub, teams playing 20 overs a side from 6pm), I saw some shockingly bad bowling and batting.</p>
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<p>England are my dark horses in this cup because they look pigshit awful so oiften, but they have Root, Butler & Morgan. All of whom can hit 80 off 40, Butler can hit 130 off 60 if he really goes. And one guy doing that wins you T20's. And on the bowling front at some stage Rashid & Moen are going to rip someone to bits.</p>
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<p>Wow make that 17 off 12...</p>
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<p>India just about to leave their own party...</p>
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<p>or</p>
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<p>They aren't England</p>
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<p>Fuck off Crucial. That is so last year.</p> -
<p>Little Bangle batter was even celebrating after his 2nd four - obviously was already writing his own headlines as he "creams the next one over mid-wicket for 6". Bowler even served up rank poor deliveries to make the 2 singles required easy. Kudos to Dhoni, actually thought he was going to be too late but he judged it well.</p>
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<p>That Jasprit Bumrah (my current favourite cricket name) can certainly bowl a yorker - most consistent yorker bowler I have seen in a while</p> -
<p>Bangladesh is by far my hatiest team in cricket, - corrupt little fuckers who have enough resources (sure 99% are dirt poor and one decent rainstorm from the afterlife but the cricket people are rich) and have done nothing for 10 years, BPL is rotten even when they do sometimes pay players and every coach runs for the door after a short stint. Horrible little twats if you ask me.</p>
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<p>So the mother of all chokes brought too much joy from me</p>
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<p>Besides I really want an Aus Ind shitfight to decide the other semi-finalist</p>
