Ashes 2021-22
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I firmly believe that if Steve Smith asked, wouldn't even have to be nicely, Labooshane would give him a tender blowjob.
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@kiwimurph said in Ashes 2021-22:
Burns might be joining Harris as a spectator in Melb
Burns has got a horrible-looking technique. Somehow he must end up playing straighter than seems possible from where his bat comes from.
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@mariner4life said in Ashes 2021-22:
I firmly believe that if Steve Smith asked, wouldn't even have to be nicely, Labooshane would give him a tender blowjob.
Kane would just have to point at his taint to get any of his team, or fans, to lick it.
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@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:
Hey England - what do you think of our second stringers?
Scoff all you like but this England team would hammer your Under 12s. Hammer!
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This England team is shit. You can't send a bunch of guys averaging 30 to Australia and expect to compete.
Kiwi fans know this intimately
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Line of storms coming across...
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@chris-b said in Ashes 2021-22:
@crazy-horse said in Ashes 2021-22:
Finally the guy with the punchable face is out.
That's a bit vague!
Apropos to my comment above - if all of Marnus' big lives in this innings were taken his 103 runs in this innings would have come at an average of 25.75 instead of 103.
What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.
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England too shite and Australia too ruthless and too professional for this year's Ashes to be that engaging for the neutral. 5-0 seems very, very likely.
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@tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:
What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.
It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.
