Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..

[Stargazer]

@sparky Imagine if they all turn out to have their parents' combined talent!

[sparky]

@stargazer Is DC trying to outdo Smiley Barrett?

[Stargazer]

@sparky Haha, maybe! Or they're just continuing to produce offspring until they have a girl!

[Crazy Horse]

So what positions are covered now? 10,12, 15 and ?

We need Richie to have a son too. Come on mate.

[sparky]

@crazy-horse said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

So what positions are covered now? 10,12, 15 and ?

We need Richie to have a son too. Come on mate.

DC was a halfback at schoolboy level so 9.

[Nepia]

Should that tweet also be added to the bogan names thread?

Although I do like that our best 10 ever has given the finger to his Cantabrian neighbours by naming one of his sons after Grant Fox.

[Crucial]

@nepia said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

Should that tweet also be added to the bogan names thread?

Although I do like that our best 10 ever has given the finger to his Cantabrian neighbours by naming one of his sons after Grant Fox.

I'm confused as to why he named another one after Penelope Cruz.

[Kruse]

@crucial said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

@nepia said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

Should that tweet also be added to the bogan names thread?

Although I do like that our best 10 ever has given the finger to his Cantabrian neighbours by naming one of his sons after Grant Fox.

I'm confused as to why he named another one after Penelope Cruz.

Pretty sure he named the latest one after me, but with the "cool edgy spelling" that is required nowadays.
I believe that brings my total of "kids named after me" to a total of 5. Maybe 6.

[Crucial]

If they don't become pro rugby players at least they have their porn star names ready to go.

[Machpants]

I guess DC just ran out of ideas, we did the same with our fourth and he got a middle name of the wife's surname. But yeah, what shall we call him, um Cruz aders, perfect

[sparky]

Dan Carter to teach at Oxford University.

All Blacks rugby legend Dan Carter new Leader in Practice for Oxford

Dan Carter, one of the world’s greatest sports leaders and all-time highest point scorer in test match rugby, has joined the Oxford Foundry as its first ever Leader in Practice.

[nostrildamus]

@sparky said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

Dan Carter to teach at Oxford University.

All Blacks rugby legend Dan Carter new Leader in Practice for Oxford

Dan Carter, one of the world’s greatest sports leaders and all-time highest point scorer in test match rugby, has joined the Oxford Foundry as its first ever Leader in Practice.

Will he be teaching physics?
"At the end of the day, objects travelling near the speed of me in my prime around the periphery of large English forwards will appear to undergo a peculiar skewing or rotation..."

[with all due respect to Sir Roger Penrose...]

[sparky]

@nostrildamus Always thought Anton Oliver with his big words would end up at Oxford. More surprising to see DC there.

[Machpants]

@sparky said in Dan Carter hanging up his boots ..:

@nostrildamus Always thought Anton Oliver with his big words would end up at Oxford. More surprising to see DC there.

He did