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I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were 👌. Makes a huge difference to me. We men are such simple creatures and rather easy to keep happy. It really makes no sense to me why this is such a big issue and being more intimate is considered hard. It’s certainly more fun than working or stressing over unimportant crap.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
Just to spite you?
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@canefan said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
Just to spite you?
Something like that. Because how dare I think only of our marriage when work has her so busy?
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@canefan said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
Just to spite you?
Something like that. Because how dare I think only of our marriage when work has her so busy?
Women are farken weird....
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@canefan said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@canefan said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
Just to spite you?
Something like that. Because how dare I think only of our marriage when work has her so busy?
Women are farken weird....
Bitchez be crazy
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
It’s just so ridiculous. What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that😜) of her time a couple of times a week? How that gets twisted into you being the one at fault is one of the mysteries of the universe. But it seems many (most?) men have been there.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
I suspect the partner is reading these posts because Friday and the weekend were
In that situation, I would suggest my partner is NOT reading these posts at all. If she had, the drought would only extend...
It’s just so ridiculous. What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that😜) of her time a couple of times a week? How that gets twisted into you being the one at fault is one of the mysteries of the universe. But it seems many (most?) men have been there.
I must say last year was particularly bad. This year feels much more chilled
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
If I have to take Viagra as a suppository, and risk de-gloving... no complaints...
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
If I have to take Viagra as a suppository, and risk de-gloving... no complaints...
Wow, you are such a trooper
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
I'm not sure I have it in me anymore. Having said that, being desired is a powerful aphrodisiac, and as I've said before if Mrs CF was gagging for it 4 nights a week I'd happily turn in early to help facilitate that
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Just saw this thread, and quite a good one I though. I have had a change, lived in Aus for 24 years, and as I was due to retire we came back home to NZ. Not a rushed decision as was always coming back, would of perhaps 5-10 years back but was getting to age where I was better to keep going with work etc until retirement. So in October I handed/gave my business over to fella who had been with me since I started and sold house and wife and I returned hame. We originally looked at Shield Snorters to live but couldn't find any houses we fancied where we wanted to live (Waipukurau), so after looking around Waiarapa etc we ended up in Taranaki (don't ask how, we from Levin) and after moving into house etc I can say I am enjoying every moment of my life. I have never been a gardener (who can be in Brisbane anyway) I have been mucking around in garden, generally enjoying living back in small town. Been down to Southern rugby club to have a look at trainings, so will be a supporter there. Get to see my siblings as I want, that are spread around North Island, see my adult daughter and grandkid s(also adult) at times, so actually at times I stop and pinch myself to make sure it all real. I even love driving around the roads as countryside here so beautiful. So in reply to how I am on happiness scale, at moment I right up there! hey and rugby has started so
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Happiness Scale:
What would it honestly cost her just to give you 2 minutes (if that) of her time a couple of times a week?
Woah easy there - don't think I could suddenly go to having sex 4 times a week...
And that’s where men enter the retarded stakes. Start complaining about too much sex.
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.
That devolved into some stupid argument, during which I came to the realisation “I just don't like you”, so that was that.Of course - looking back... young, hot, nympho, single-child of very wealthy parents, and somehow into me despite me being well gone to seed.
Seems a silly decision, but... she simply wasn't a person I wanted to spend time with, other than the 30-seconds a day before sleepy times.
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@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.fluffybunny.
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@nta said in Happiness Scale:
@kruse said in Happiness Scale:
Not intended to be a humblebrag, but it's gonna look like one...
I'm pretty sure the end of my last relationship started with her going down on me unexpectedly, and me kinda saying something like “WTF, give a man some warning”. I mean, her suckling on a shrivelled up cheerio, wasn't really a turn-on.fluffybunny.
Is it better or worse that I gave it all up to now live in the Atacama Desert... far and away droughtier than your drought?
Oh, and I forgot to mention the compromise I'd negotiated a few months earlier... where I'd made her promise to just stay away 1 or 2 days a week (which she took as exactly 1 day a week), and stay at her own goddamn place, and give me some time to be a grumpy old man - alone as god intended.
Doesn't help?
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