CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia
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Light-hearted banter about being fat/old/slow/dropping catches/bad at golf is the bedrock of the cricket commentary industry.
It goes without saying Slater is a cnut, but getting salty over a fat joke goes against 50 years of cricket orthodoxy.
The correct response is 'turn it up Slats' and then pivot to underarm.
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@barbarian said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
Light-hearted banter about being fat/old/slow/dropping catches/bad at golf is the bedrock of the cricket commentary industry.
It goes without saying Slater is a cnut, but getting salty over a fat joke goes against 50 years of cricket orthodoxy.
The correct response is 'turn it up Slats' and then pivot to underarm.
I agree, but, I suspect the fat joke was the tip of the iceberg of Slats fuckwittery, and Smithy decided enough is enough I'm calling this fluffybunny out on air.
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@barbarian said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
Light-hearted banter about being fat/old/slow/dropping catches/bad at golf is the bedrock of the cricket commentary industry.
It goes without saying Slater is a cnut, but getting salty over a fat joke goes against 50 years of cricket orthodoxy.
The correct response is 'turn it up Slats' and then pivot to underarm.
thanks for your input Warnie
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@No-Quarter said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
@barbarian said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
Light-hearted banter about being fat/old/slow/dropping catches/bad at golf is the bedrock of the cricket commentary industry.
It goes without saying Slater is a cnut, but getting salty over a fat joke goes against 50 years of cricket orthodoxy.
The correct response is 'turn it up Slats' and then pivot to underarm.
I agree, but, I suspect the fat joke was the tip of the iceberg of Slats fuckwittery, and Smithy decided enough is enough I'm calling this fluffybunny out on air.
During the actual commentary it was quite light-hearted when he said it and I found myself nodding that even though the wires can take a tonne of weight, you prolly wouldn't want smithy harnessed up and slinging across the field.
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@NTA said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
If Smithy doesn't like being called a fat fluffybunny, he could always try not being a fat fluffybunny.
Slater is a shitfluffybunny tho
This is quite the pickle.
This is genius logic. Maybe it will spur Smithy to leaner pastures.
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@MN5 said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
@NTA said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
If Smithy doesn't like being called a fat fluffybunny, he could always try not being a fat fluffybunny.
Slater is a shitfluffybunny tho
This is quite the pickle.
This is genius logic. Maybe it will spur Smithy to leaner pastures.
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@canefan said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
@MN5 said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
@NTA said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
If Smithy doesn't like being called a fat fluffybunny, he could always try not being a fat fluffybunny.
Slater is a shitfluffybunny tho
This is quite the pickle.
This is genius logic. Maybe it will spur Smithy to leaner pastures.
Worked for me when I was in the UK and got to 110kg and my super skinny fluffybunny cyclist mate said I'd been overindulging in the curries and guinesses.
You have to be cruel to be kind.
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Smithy's mates "smithy put the fork down champ, you're starting to look like a party balloon"
Smithy "haha yea probably right mate, I'll skip breakfast tomorrow and wank on about how i am "intermittent fasting""some yappy aussie fuckwit "haw haw smithy you fat fluffybunny"
Smithy "fuck right off Slats you giant douchebag" -
@mariner4life said in CWC Game #8 Black Caps v Australia:
Smithy's mates "smithy put the fork down champ, you're starting to look like a party balloon"
Smithy "haha yea probably right mate, I'll skip breakfast tomorrow and wank on about how i am "intermittent fasting""some yappy aussie fuckwit "haw haw smithy you fat fluffybunny"
Smithy "fuck right off Slats you giant douchebag"Slats is such a throwback.
I heard on Newstalk ZB ( only station I can get in the work car ) that Doctors aren't allowed to tell someone they're obese anymore cos it might hurt their feelings.
Maybe Smithy can take Slats for a PG ?
