Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
After further research, we are pencilled in for one test in Zimbabwe and two tests in Bangladesh in around August.
It seems a no-brainer to sit Warner and Smith for these two series, in addition to the England ODIs. They can then return for the Australian summer for a redemption tour of sorts.
Gives a chance for some new blood, new captain, new coach etc. in a few less intense series away from home.
They should definitely all be banned from future Hadlee/Chappell series as well, least the next 3 - 5 years 😂
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@rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?
Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......
Eh?
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@baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?
Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......
Eh?
Flight of the Conchords
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@canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?
Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......
Eh?
Flight of the Conchords
I know. But I don't get the connection.
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@canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?
Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......
Eh?
Flight of the Conchords
Thank Christ I wasn’t the only one who had no fucking idea what he was taking about..
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@baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@baron-silas-greenback said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@rapido said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Remember that episode of FOTC where Murray and co are at the trade show and their stall is next to the Australian Consulate's one?
Well, NZ just beat England by an innings ...... in case y'all missed it ......
Eh?
Flight of the Conchords
I know. But I don't get the connection.
I haven't watched the posted video. Perhaps the answer is in there
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This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
A bloody good read, thanks for sharing.
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
I feel for Aussie fans. Whilst a lot of the condemnation is over the top, their cricket team haven't made themselves popular internationally over the years so I can understand it. I liked this from the article:
"Sometimes our sporting stars behave detestably, and are rightly castigated. Our cricketers are no exception. They say they do not cross "the line", while the rest of us wonder where the hell it is. Of course, like any line in the sand, it washes away with the tide, to be redrawn wherever it suits at the time.
The Australian public has a line, too. And with their culture of sledging, whingeing, hypocrisy and arrogance, our cricketers have been head-butting it for so long that they have become an insufferable national migraine."
I suspect that the Aussie public might actually have more effect on the team than being disliked around the world.
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.
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I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.
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@no-quarter said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.
Three words. Aaron. Smith. Toilet. And that was for something nothing to do with rugby, and not breaking the law.
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@no-quarter said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
Yup, agree with all of that. I do wonder if the All Blacks were embroiled in a similar scandal what the reaction from the NZ public would be - probably pretty similar given their importance to our national identity.
In a parallel world where NZ were cheating convicts...
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
This article sums up my feelings pretty neatly:
Why is Australia so outraged at Steven Smith's team?
Ball-tampering happens in cricket, so why has what Australia did in Cape Town been decried so vehemently at home? The answer lies in the role sport plays in the identity of the nation
Geez mate your making it hard for us fair dinkum kiwis to hate all of you cheat'n mongrel ozzies.
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@antipodean said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.
Hmmm I don't know. If Australia had won it might have been worse, given you could actually point to them getting a result from their underhanded shenanigans.
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@barbarian indeed.
So what you are saying is they deliberately got themselves rolled in the 2nd dig to take the heat off?
Is their no end to their transgressions?
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Just read this article by Clementine Ford for the SMH. She makes some great points in terms of the national hysteria about this scandal (including one fuckface who called this Cricket's #MeToo moment WTAF) and how this is in no way Australian sports darkest day.
Was this really sport's darkest day?
A cricket cheating scandal is no small thing, but there have been worse days for Australian sport.
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Not sure if you guys got it, but last time there was a "Australian Sport's Darkest Day" we had politicians and senior cops spinning a story about widespread corruption, gambling irregularities, and drug taking.
The result? Essendon eventually got "done" for injecting their players with funny stuff. But only after about 5 different court cases. Cronulla got their players suspended for about a fortnight. And fuck all else.
But the heat got taken off the Government for 10 minutes.
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@antipodean said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
I'm convinced the tone would be markedly different had they won and the footage came out afterwards. It wouldn't be anywhere near as hysterical.
Hmmm I don't know. If Australia had won it might have been worse, given you could actually point to them getting a result from their underhanded shenanigans.
The noise coming from South Africa would be worse.
