Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

[jegga]

@mikedogz said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Daughter-Dad, why is my name Rose?

Father-Because when you were born a rose petal fluttered through the window and landed on you forehead.

2nd daughter -Dad is that why I’m called Violet?

Father- Yes dear the same things as happened to your sister, a violet petal carried on a gentle breeze landed on your forehead.

3rd daughter-mmmmmwahahahagaggggh?

Father-Shut the fuck up concrete block.

[Virgil]

Wonder who gets the fun task of trawling through hundreds of hours of cricket from past Australian tears looking for signs of this happening previously.
Don’t for a minute believe this plan just came out of nowhere and hadn’t been tried before.

[Stockcar86]

[Magpie_in_aus]

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. Hand back the ashes...

[Virgil]

Just me or did he look guilty and awkward as fuck when he did that?

[KiwiMurph]

Cricket Australia have said their Head of Integrity is being sent over to South Africa to investigate.

Lots of talk of process.

[KiwiPie]

Smith should have immediately resigned - you can't take full responsibility and promise never to do it again and hope that deals with it, the board should fire him and Lehmann as well if they won't resign.

[MN5]

Fuck sake Smith. You're far and away the best batsman of this generation. Why sink to this level?

[NTA]

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

[MN5]

@nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

I think he'll rate with the very best Oz batsmen when he retires which is some effort all things considered.

[Paekakboyz]

Note how Smith has said he is sorry for 'trying to bring the game into disrepute' ummm pretty sure you actually did bro.

[No Quarter]

@mn5 said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Fuck sake Smith. You're far and away the best batsman of this generation. Why sink to this level?

I know, he's such a talent but now this is all he will be remembered for (and rightly so). But fucking hell, what was he thinking?

[canefan]

@nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

How is it being taken in oz mate? I don't think Aussies particularly like obvious proven cheaters normally do they?

[TeWaio]

This is absolutely shocking. I am so pissed off. How did they think they could get away with it? Imagine how much of a licence this is for people to cheat at lower levels of the game where there aren't a million fucking cameras everywhere.

[KiwiMurph]

@canefan said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

How is it being taken in oz mate? I don't think Aussies particularly like obvious proven cheaters normally do they?

The term unaustralian is being thrown around an awful lot.

Pretty much everyone is calling for heads to roll.

They are saying this is the worst controversy since the Underarm and worse than that.

[mikedogz]

[NTA]

@canefan pretty much what Murph said - fucking outraged.

[taniwharugby]

bit of a clusterfuck all round, this tour has made alot of headlines.

[Sneakdefreak]

So did Bancroft confess when confronted by the umpires on the field and that's why Steve Smith had to admit it in the press conference?

I'm not surprised by the cheating, it's the fact they have so easily given up trying to spin their way out of it. That's not the Australia I know....

[Paekakboyz]

Ha ha doully's got yellow tape on in the tea break show 😁