Stupid shit you see on the internet

[Victor Meldrew]

Credit to the police for having a sense of humour...

Andy Dolan  /  Feb 14  /  News

Police issue new mugshot of terrorist after she complained

Police issued a fresh custody image with just Farishta Jami's eyes visible beneath a full head covering after her defence barrister told the judge his client had been upset to see the earlier mugshot.

[MN5]

There is some sensational comments as expected

[Tim]

He he he

[mikedogz]

https://www.stuff.co.nz/culture/360600404/heavy-metal-sinking-p-and-burning-rubber-phil-gorman-says-upper-hutt-home-bogan-he-right

[Victor Meldrew]

Entrant in Headline of the Year Competition.

[MN5]

If you genuinely need one of these you’ve already failed in life

[Bones]

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

You of all people would probably need them with all the scones you've been making

[antipodean]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

[Bones]

@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

Oh shit, maybe I ordered 6.

[MN5]

@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

Even at my most drunk when frying up in the wee small hours I've never managed to drop an egg all over the element like the morons in that infomercial.

[MN5]

I'm quite offended by the name "EZ Cracker" as well.

It's racist.

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

Even at my most drunk when frying up in the wee small hours I've never managed to drop an egg all over the element like the morons in that infomercial.

I'm unco as fuck and forever dropping shit. I'm bound to have done it.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

Even at my most drunk when frying up in the wee small hours I've never managed to drop an egg all over the element like the morons in that infomercial.

I'm unco as fuck and forever dropping shit. I'm bound to have done it.

Well now you won't with your EZ Cracker ( s )

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@MN5 that's awesome, just ordered 5.

I actually remember that ad. I love how incompetent they made people look without whatever shit device they were flogging. "Buy one, get one free"

Even at my most drunk when frying up in the wee small hours I've never managed to drop an egg all over the element like the morons in that infomercial.

I'm unco as fuck and forever dropping shit. I'm bound to have done it.

Well now you won't with your EZ Cracker ( s )

Even better that the name reminds me of your mum.

[Machpants]

The human race is so fucked

Mar 12

How Cyclone Alfred unleashed a fresh wave of conspiracy theories

As climate change ramps up, extreme weather increases and trust in authorities declines, every large natural disaster triggers a wave of misinformation.

I remember way back in Mad magazine, them taking the piss out of the superman movie where the bad guy wants to take control of the weather satellites so he can control the weather, cos they only monitor not control

[taniwharugby]

@Machpants ha, yep, for every SM post I saw with posts of people out in the storm, there were the comments about it being man made

[booboo]

Love the AI generated photo captions in this article.

"Not Even Native Hawaiian Who Had To Get A Spray Tan": People Are Frustrated With Sydney Agudong's Casting As Nani In The "Lilo & Stitch" Live Action

"Disrespected Nani with that casting."

The article is stoopid too ... but the captions made me laugh. (Skip the first photo...)

[Kruse]

@booboo I didn't bother reading the article, but yeah... captions are gold. I think my favourite was the caption under the tweet, which just cited the tweet word-for-word.

[Tim]