Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@taniwharugby Great name considering the services they offer! (including squirting coffee up your asshole! - me oh my)
I don't know why they are being lambasted, look at the reasearch they've done
ATTENTION:
Please be advised that to ensure the safety of our staff and clients that Back Door Spa will not be accepting clients who have taken the experimental unlicensed MRNA Covid injection within 30 days of their appointment.
This decision is based on the fact that the manufacturers have not accepted any financial liability for any negative side effects of their MRNA Covid injections, in fact in New Zealand they have been granted indemnity by the government. Furthermore we have taken into account the lack of animal trials, lack of long-term trials and a lack of comprehensive trials which include a true representation of the population as well as lack of reporting the effects of the injection on human reproduction. Finally, we are considering worldwide vaccine adverse reaction reporting systems such as this one which according to this government report (page 6, third paragraph) only represent 1% of the actual numbers and yet already show alarming rates of adverse reactions. The purpose of this policy is to protect our practitioners from possible spike protein viral shedding and also to prevent possible contraindications of our treatments with the possible negative side effects of the experimental injection. Reported side effects that concern us include and are not limited to; flu symptoms, miscarriages, still births, infertility, seizures, blood clotting disorders, autoimmune disorders, neurological damage, encephalitis, brain damage, Bell's Palsy and death.
We apologize for any inconvenience and we will re-evaluate our policy when clinical trials of the experimental injection are completed in 2023 or when new information comes to light.
Thank you for your understanding.
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@machpants maybe we should test it on pangolins
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@dogmeat It did strike me as a bit strange that one of their complaints is the lack of animal trials, because my suspicion is there is a strong correlation between the type of people who value their services and those who are against animal testing.
I'd also be interested in what financial liability Back Door Spa accepts given their outrage at the vaccine manufacturers.
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@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
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Space odyssey: Shopper keeps boredom at bay by parking in every spot at his local Sainsbury’s
With the help of aerial photographs, diagrams and spreadsheets, Gareth Wild completes his ‘Magnum Opus’ in six years (and three cars)
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@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
I also offer the Bones my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.
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@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
@machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
I also offer the Bones my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.
Upvote for Blackadder
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@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
To be fair - that is an actual word.
But yeah - I skimmed the thing - and the first thing I noticed was the mention of "lack of animal trials" - as @JC pointed out - would surely be something most of their customer base would have objected to if they happened. As... I suspect... these nutters would have also.
Fuck, my already very very low opinion of humanity and the base-point of IQ=100... has been lowered further.
I really, really do need to go back and give Idiocracy another watch, and see how close we've come to it turning from satire into valid social documentary. -
@kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
To be fair - that is an actual word.
But yeah - I skimmed the thing - and the first thing I noticed was the mention of "lack of animal trials" - as @JC pointed out - would surely be something most of their customer base would have objected to if they happened. As... I suspect... these nutters would have also.
Fuck, my already very very low opinion of humanity and the base-point of IQ=100... has been lowered further.
I really, really do need to go back and give Idiocracy another watch, and see how close we've come to it turning from satire into valid social documentary.I haven't seen Idiocracy, will check it out - and if you have a spare 2hrs, you should try Idiot Box. Ben Mendelson at his finest 👍
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Prince Charles' 'secret son' believes royal had his 'eyes and teeth changed' in cover-up - The Mirror
Simon Charles Dorante-Day, 55, appeared on This Morning from Brisbane to speak about his belief that he is the child of the royal couple - but Phillip Schofield wasn't buying it
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The Inquest Continues
Lord have fucking mercy
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@mikethesnow said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The Inquest Continues
Lord have fucking mercy
Totally foreseeable
