Tri Series Cricket

[Catogrande]

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@booboo I'm not saying you're wrong. But watch us implode after dominating the competition

We won the toss and could have given you every opportunity to do so.

But, we batted.

My CUNTSP predictor - the likelihood of the Black Caps making c**ts of themselves - is at 99.5%

I do like the way you are happy to spell out the word fluffybunny in your CUNTSP predictor biut not when actually saying the word fluffybunny. That's very accommodating.

[canefan]

@catogrande said in Tri Series Cricket:

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@booboo I'm not saying you're wrong. But watch us implode after dominating the competition

We won the toss and could have given you every opportunity to do so.

But, we batted.

My CUNTSP predictor - the likelihood of the Black Caps making c**ts of themselves - is at 99.5%

I do like the way you are happy to spell out the word fluffybunny in your CUNTSP predictor biut not when actually saying the word fluffybunny. That's very accommodating.

FFS mate it was an anagram!

[Catogrande]

@canefan said in Tri Series Cricket:

@catogrande said in Tri Series Cricket:

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@booboo I'm not saying you're wrong. But watch us implode after dominating the competition

We won the toss and could have given you every opportunity to do so.

But, we batted.

My CUNTSP predictor - the likelihood of the Black Caps making c**ts of themselves - is at 99.5%

I do like the way you are happy to spell out the word fluffybunny in your CUNTSP predictor biut not when actually saying the word fluffybunny. That's very accommodating.

FFS mate it was an anagram!

I'd love to know what for!

[canefan]

It's pouring with rain. I assume this won't save us?

[Chris B.]

@catogrande said in Tri Series Cricket:

@canefan said in Tri Series Cricket:

@catogrande said in Tri Series Cricket:

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@booboo I'm not saying you're wrong. But watch us implode after dominating the competition

We won the toss and could have given you every opportunity to do so.

But, we batted.

My CUNTSP predictor - the likelihood of the Black Caps making c**ts of themselves - is at 99.5%

I do like the way you are happy to spell out the word fluffybunny in your CUNTSP predictor biut not when actually saying the word fluffybunny. That's very accommodating.

FFS mate it was an anagram!

I'd love to know what for!

Pscunt - Wodehouseian!

[Chris B.]

That they've now gone off twice for rain makes the "bat first" decision even more farcical - if that is possible!

[canefan]

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

That they've now gone off twice for rain makes the "bat first" decision even more farcical - if that is possible!

In meaningful games that I can remember off hand,
1992 WC semi we bat first and lose
2016 2015 WC semi we bat 2nd and win
2016 2015 WC final we bat first and lose
2017 T20 tri series final we bat first and lose

Fixed

[No Quarter]

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

That they've now gone off twice for rain makes the "bat first" decision even more farcical - if that is possible!

There'd been about 100 showers today in the leadup to the match so a few more was always on the cards, been that sort of day.

[mariner4life]

Fuckin stitched up by the dodgy DL system #moralvictory

[Mokey]

Kane's captaincy has gone the way of his batting in this series. Straight to the shitter. Dude needs a hard slap. Or to be freed from captivity and his doppelganger arrested.

[NTA]

@canefan said in Tri Series Cricket:

2016 WC semi we bat 2nd and win
2016 WC final we bat first and lose

It says "2015" on that thingy

[NTA]

@canefan but it DEFINITELY doesn't say 2015 anywhere here.

[canefan]

@nta oh thanks 😒

[canefan]

@nta we are the wallabies of transtasman cricket. Without the two RWC cup wins of course......

[NTA]

@canefan No worries. But to be funny for the minute:

[Chris B.]

@mokey said in Tri Series Cricket:

Kane's captaincy has gone the way of his batting in this series. Straight to the shitter. Dude needs a hard slap. Or to be freed from captivity and his doppelganger arrested.

#DumberthanDavey

[NTA]

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@mokey said in Tri Series Cricket:

Kane's captaincy has gone the way of his batting in this series. Straight to the shitter. Dude needs a hard slap. Or to be freed from captivity and his doppelganger arrested.

#DumberthanDavey

@Virgil right now

[booboo]

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@canefan but it DEFINITELY doesn't say 2015 anywhere here.

Sez "Ya thirsty?" though

[NTA]

@booboo that was fucking peak bogan. It's a wonder Warnie didn't rack up right in front of them.

[Virgil]

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@chris-b said in Tri Series Cricket:

@mokey said in Tri Series Cricket:

Kane's captaincy has gone the way of his batting in this series. Straight to the shitter. Dude needs a hard slap. Or to be freed from captivity and his doppelganger arrested.

#DumberthanDavey

@Virgil right now

@NTA
Er not sure why you keep tagging me when ever you guys thump us in cricket, pretty sure I don’t return the favour any time we return the favour in rugby ( would be a weekly thing wouldn’t it)
If it’s because I think your cricket team is full of unlikeable twats then you could pretty much tag 90% of the fern..

Very good win by the way, just shows we are a level below teams like Oz.
All we can expect from the black craps is thrashing’s dealt out to shit teams like Windies, uninterested teams like Pakistan and the odd win over sides like Oz, South Africa and India.