The Ashes
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England clearly just want to go home.
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Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
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Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
57.6 degrees is taking the piss.
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@antipodean said in The Ashes:
Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?
No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.
And she's still fucking hot.
Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?
57.6 degrees is taking the piss.
That can't be accurate. People die in that heat.
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Root and Bairstow doing quite well - survive to lunch.
Moeen Ali provided another short cameo - probably should have left him out - I would've.
New ball will be the big test for England's hopes of saving the test. Due in five overs. If Root and Bairstow survive it, they're a fighting chance - not least because they'll still be together quite deep into the 2nd session.
If the Aussies knock one of these two over with the new ball, it's hard to see anyone else good enough to dig in long enough to save the game.
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Root is cooked. Hasn't come out after lunch.
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@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
Root is cooked. Hasn't come out after lunch.
As a mate of mine said: "English skipper suffering extreme dehydration. Is there anything worse than a dry root?"
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@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
Root is cooked. Hasn't come out after lunch.
As a mate of mine said: "English skipper suffering extreme dehydration. Is there anything worse than a dry root?"
Aussies can be absolute fluffybunnies when they're winning....
But hats off, that joke is outstanding.
