The Ashes

MN5

Both Marshes at the crease and scoring freely. Talk about @NTA s worst nightmare

NTA

I'll organise a bombing run

mariner4life

This is some one-sided shit

Donsteppa

If Steve Smith gets injured I’m sure Jimmy Anderson will be quick to lament the poor depth of Australian batting...

Siam

@no-quarter for the fans who pay for an entertaining contest sure

But the CA accountants might beg to differ. Lots of advertising, merch and hotdog sales while us peasants were watching open wicket batting practice for hours on end in Perth Melbourne and now Sydney

But fuck it, the Aus team did all that was asked of them so good on them

Ps Kerry OKeefe was once again the best commentator in world cricket

Siam

500+ runs on a highway and Jimmy Anderson has bowled 34 overs for 56 runs.

Impressive

booboo

Enjoyed the mid-pitch premature Marsh celebration and the Angry Lesbian's reaction in the stands.

NTA

Fuck it's gotta be hot out there. Was at the beach first thing and it was getting into the 30s when we left around 10.

Days above 40 are rare in the eastern suburbs. Sitting at home with the air con blazing. 42 outside.

But "feels like" is only 40.5 so all good

NTA

NTA

Shaun Marsh obtains women from the same place he obtains cricket selection aka "how the fuck did THAT happen?"

booboo

3 for.

More than a day to play...

NTA

That ball from Lyon to get Cook was superb

MN5

@nta said in The Ashes:

Shaun Marsh obtains women from the same place he obtains cricket selection aka "how the fuck did THAT happen?"

Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?

NTA

More: Smarsh's missus is a Channel Seven journo. Figures

booboo

@nta said in The Ashes:

That ball from Lyon to get Cook was superb

Didn't see ot. Just turned it on now.

antipodean

England clearly just want to go home.

booboo

@nta said in The Ashes:

That ball from Lyon to get Cook was superb

Just saw the replay. That's reminiscent of Bracewell to Border back in the '80s.

NTA

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?

No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.

And she's still fucking hot.

MN5

@nta said in The Ashes:

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?

No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.

And she's still fucking hot.

Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?

antipodean

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

@nta said in The Ashes:

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

Aussie cricketers all have those plastic looking wives. Do they come from the same factory?

No doubt very different without her makeup. The interview with her at the ground have a better indicator.

And she's still fucking hot.

Speaking of fucken hot Root has gone to hospital with heat stroke. They don't play in the rain, perhaps the rules need to be changed if it's too hot?

57.6 degrees is taking the piss.

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The Ashes