The Ashes
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Poms were throwing a bit of shade at our bowling depth.
Starc fired back today, saying that Bird was quick enough, and probably still faster than all the Poms.
Saw that.
Jimmy wondering about the Aussies depth?!?
"Nothing after Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins ... "
Well it's been enough so far numbnuts.
Bird's pretty good. I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps.
BTW whatever happened to Pattinson?
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Poms were throwing a bit of shade at our bowling depth.
Starc fired back today, saying that Bird was quick enough, and probably still faster than all the Poms.
Saw that.
Jimmy wondering about the Aussies depth?!?
"Nothing after Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins ... "
Well it's been enough so far numbnuts.
Bird's pretty good. I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps.
BTW whatever happened to Pattinson?
Bird over our three pacemen?
Massive call.
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Poms were throwing a bit of shade at our bowling depth.
Starc fired back today, saying that Bird was quick enough, and probably still faster than all the Poms.
Saw that.
Jimmy wondering about the Aussies depth?!?
"Nothing after Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins ... "
Well it's been enough so far numbnuts.
Bird's pretty good. I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps.
BTW whatever happened to Pattinson?
Bird over our three pacemen?
Massive call.
If one of our three are injured ...
" I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps."
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@siam thanks much.
So Pattinson has kiwi bowler disease: back probs. Seems less prevalent in Aussie.
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Poms were throwing a bit of shade at our bowling depth.
Starc fired back today, saying that Bird was quick enough, and probably still faster than all the Poms.
Saw that.
Jimmy wondering about the Aussies depth?!?
"Nothing after Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins ... "
Well it's been enough so far numbnuts.
Bird's pretty good. I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps.
BTW whatever happened to Pattinson?
Bird over our three pacemen?
Massive call.
If one of our three are injured ...
" I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps."
Yeah yeah ok mr pedantic. Go and drink something won't ya?
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Poms were throwing a bit of shade at our bowling depth.
Starc fired back today, saying that Bird was quick enough, and probably still faster than all the Poms.
Saw that.
Jimmy wondering about the Aussies depth?!?
"Nothing after Starc, Hazelwood and Cummins ... "
Well it's been enough so far numbnuts.
Bird's pretty good. I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps.
BTW whatever happened to Pattinson?
Bird over our three pacemen?
Massive call.
If one of our three are injured ...
" I'd be happy to be forced into calling him into the Craps."
Yeah yeah ok mr pedantic. Go and drink something won't ya?
Did. 555 Shiraz
Bed now
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Anderson is a stupid mouthy fluffybunny who should shut his mouth before he gets a deserved broken arm
Their 4th choice seamer will bowl better than their first choice.
England suck. Anderson is not as good as he thinks he is. Not even his team mates like him.
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@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
Anderson is a stupid mouthy fluffybunny who should shut his mouth before he gets a deserved broken arm
Their 4th choice seamer will bowl better than their first choice.
England suck. Anderson is not as good as he thinks he is. Not even his team mates like him.
Starting on the gin early today?
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@catogrande said in The Ashes:
@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
Anderson is a stupid mouthy fluffybunny who should shut his mouth before he gets a deserved broken arm
Their 4th choice seamer will bowl better than their first choice.
England suck. Anderson is not as good as he thinks he is. Not even his team mates like him.
Starting on the gin early today?
No. Wine? Yes
I still remember when Jimmy was shit and could only take wickets against us.
Still mouthy.
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@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
@catogrande said in The Ashes:
@mariner4life said in The Ashes:
Anderson is a stupid mouthy fluffybunny who should shut his mouth before he gets a deserved broken arm
Their 4th choice seamer will bowl better than their first choice.
England suck. Anderson is not as good as he thinks he is. Not even his team mates like him.
Starting on the gin early today?
No. Wine? Yes
I still remember when Jimmy was shit and could only take wickets against us.
Still mouthy.
Good work on the wine, I have yet to start as the bloody family are being demanding of my time. Bah! Christmas!
Yeah Jimmy can be a bit gobby, but then fast bowler=mouthy fucker. It’s like being surprised when a scrum half turns out to be an annoying little prick.
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I was about to make a post lamenting the absolute road of a pitch but realised England will likely get skittled for 200 odd so it's unlikely to matter.
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