Black Caps v South Africa

[Mokey]

Kane gone.

Everybody get rain dancing.

[Mokey]

Bloody hell, the NZ bowling. Boult absolutely top class, with a staggering 2-8, economy rate 2. The other bowlers clocked up economy rates of 12.25 (Wheeler) 11.75 (Southee) 10.0 (Santner) 7.33 (CDG) and 11.0 (Munro).

[Damo]

@Mokey nope. We lose if it rains now.

[Mokey]

@Damo We are going to lose anyway.

How the fuck Anderson is asking such a high IPL price, I'm sure I don't know.

[Donsteppa]

Luke Ronchi. Why?

[Gunner]

Men against boys.
What a fucking joke

[westcoastie]

@Donsteppa Luke FUCKING ROCHI can fuck the fuck off! why the fuck do we persist with that mother-effing muppet
best keeper in NZ this format my arse.

[Chris B.]

Yeah - we're getting smashed.

Our bowlers excluding Boult were a bit shit.

Tahir doesn't quite get a double wicket maiden, but he might as well have. Two of those are going to sink you most of the time.

[Mokey]

Here's hoping Santner and Southee can hang around for longer than five mins to least make the losing margin not so horrific.

[westcoastie]

@Mokey Anderson is an overrated useless mong. Get him outta there. Goddam. and de Grandhomme? why? why? why?

Taylor should've been playing. Shit we should've brought back Elliot for this game only. South Africans would've been mindfucked.

[westcoastie]

@Mokey Where the hell was Fergusson?

[Mokey]

68/7. Holy fucking shit.

Saffas owning us completely. Terrible, terrible batting effort.

[westcoastie]

oh FFS. #outclassed

[Mokey]

six, six, out.

Fuck me days.

[Bovidae]

Just was well Hesson isn't taking this T20 thing seriously.

Even Bruce looked lost when the ball was short of a good length.

[Mokey]

82/8.

Would anyone put money on us making it to 100?

[westcoastie]

Should've given George Worker a lash...

[westcoastie]

Southee will get a useful 40 of 18 now. thus justifying his inclusion for the next two years.

[Mokey]

Patriotic seagull answers the call to take out SA cricketers. Lol.

[Mokey]

106/8. Well I never. At least it won't be a 100 run defeat.

Wheeler gone. 9 down.