Black Caps v South Africa

Chris B.

Yeah - we're getting smashed.

Our bowlers excluding Boult were a bit shit.

Tahir doesn't quite get a double wicket maiden, but he might as well have. Two of those are going to sink you most of the time.

Mokey

Here's hoping Santner and Southee can hang around for longer than five mins to least make the losing margin not so horrific.

westcoastie

@Mokey Anderson is an overrated useless mong. Get him outta there. Goddam. and de Grandhomme? why? why? why?

Taylor should've been playing. Shit we should've brought back Elliot for this game only. South Africans would've been mindfucked.

westcoastie

@Mokey Where the hell was Fergusson?

Mokey

68/7. Holy fucking shit.

Saffas owning us completely. Terrible, terrible batting effort.

westcoastie

oh FFS. #outclassed

Mokey

six, six, out.

Fuck me days.

Bovidae

Just was well Hesson isn't taking this T20 thing seriously.

Even Bruce looked lost when the ball was short of a good length.

Mokey

82/8.

Would anyone put money on us making it to 100?

westcoastie

Should've given George Worker a lash...

westcoastie

Southee will get a useful 40 of 18 now. thus justifying his inclusion for the next two years.

Mokey

Patriotic seagull answers the call to take out SA cricketers. Lol.

Mokey

106/8. Well I never. At least it won't be a 100 run defeat.

Wheeler gone. 9 down.

Donsteppa

People (and Hesson) will come up with all the stats and theories that they like, but this spoke volumes

TeWaio

All out 107, Tahir 5-for

westcoastie

Oh look Southee got 20 off 6, and then out. No surprises there huh?

Gunner

If there wasn't a place for Rosco in this team before this game, there certainly is now!

Donsteppa

Oh look Southee got 20 off 6, and then out. No surprises there huh?

Maybe he'll play in the top six ahead of Taylor now...

Chris B.

Rossco wanted to know what he needed to do to make the team.

Turns out, "Sit on your couch with a beer in hand" is enough.

Given Tahir's success, you've got to think that giving Sodhi a run might have been a reasonable idea.

Missed Guppy, Missed Rossco, Missed Ish.

mimic

Munro has 3 ducks in his last 4 innings.

The Silver Fern