Aussie Cricket

[Chris B.]

Good grief!

You Aussies have turned into angst-ridden nancies.

No wonder your sporting empire has crumbled.

Not even a combination of VVS Laxman and Donald Trump is getting out of this one.

Steve Smith can field with a martini with a small cocktail umbrella in one hand as he guides the team home here.

[NTA]

@Chris-B YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR CURSING MOUTH!

[antipodean]

@Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

Steve Smith can field with a martini with a small cocktail umbrella in one hand as he guides the team home here.

By himself and he'd still be better than the Indians in the field.

[Chris B.]

@NTA Hey. The worst thing that can happen to me is that I'll be wrong.

[NTA]

@Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

@NTA Hey. The worst thing that can happen to me is that I'll be wrong.

[barbarian]

Great hundred by Smith there. Could be his best.

Lead is 400 now, anything more now is gravy. Still won't rule the Indians out...

[NTA]

Last wicket off the last ball before lunch. SOK not giving a fuck - just wants to get into the Indian batting lineup again.

Not going to find it quite as easy this time.

Will be interesting to see if Smith goes with the same bowling strategy as he did 1st Innings - keep a paceman fresh and on rotation.

[Chris B.]

@barbarian said in Aussie Cricket:

Great hundred by Smith there. Could be his best.

Lead is 400 now, anything more now is gravy. Still won't rule the Indians out...

Well, they'll need the highest ever winning score in the 4th innings and, I think, the sixth highest 4th innings score of all time.

On a dynamite pitch they barely made 100 on the first time round.

I don't think this is the spirit of Chappelli and Lillee!

[NTA]

@Chris-B. jeezus h fucking christ on a rubber race horse, you're game...

[Virgil]

@NTA after your guys wrap this test up what do you suppose they will do with unexpected 2 days off?

[NTA]

You're not as funny as Chris.

[mimic]

Injuns one down

[NTA]

TWO DOWN.

Two reviews gone, too...

[barbarian]

YEEEEAAAHHHH tell your story walking Kohli

Nothing better than rattling the castle of the best batsman in the world in front of his home crowd.

[NTA]

SOK has ten for the match.

Shove that up your arse, Kumble. Along with your comments about him being lucky.

[NTA]

Five in each innings now for the SOK

Has match figures of 11/70

[Chris B.]

Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.

It'll all be nice and clean for tomorrow's victory parade.

Chappelli will just be able to wear his inside out as usual.

[Smudge]

@Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.

For God's sake, don't mention power surges around Nick - we'll get another 2000 words on the Tesla Powerwall!

[NTA]

I'm putting a plan in place for more blogs, less words. Trying to keep it to under 1200

[NTA]

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

I hope we post something reasonable and fucking flog them, using spin.

^^^ my wishes don't come true very often, but this one has.

And let me tell you: it is a close run race between what's happening in Pune and my desire to get the wife and her best mate in the sack together.