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    Virgil
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    @Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

    Yeah - Aussies seem to be being a bit too cute with their selections. They've lost three series this season fielding teams with rested players (to SA, NZ and now SL).

    India - I presume under this new model where they own cricket (with Oz and England minor partners) they don't actually have to travel any more? Sit at home and wait for everyone to come play in their subcontinent conditions and go home with their arses in their hats. How many home se3ries have they played in a row now?

    About 30 at last count..

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    dudes we did this just last week on the other thread.

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    First test starts in India today.

    The pitch is a little, well, home town. It's dry as fuck, and already cracked.

    And reports are the Aussies are a bit lost at the selection table. There is a chance they will leave out Josh Hazlewood, which could the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Instead they are going to pick a bunch of substandard spinners, in the hope that the Indian batsmen, i don't know, laugh themselves out?

    3 day test in the offering here.

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    Optimist.

    It'll be less than three days.

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    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

    dudes we did this just last week on the other thread.

    From cricinfo, you may have already read this article..

    Consider some more facts. India have not lost a Test - any Test, anywhere - since August 2015. That is a stretch of 19 consecutive Tests they have either been won or drawn. Admittedly, since they were last defeated, by Sri Lanka in Galle, they have played only one away series, against West Indies last year.

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    Aus win the toss and bat (fuck batting last). Resisted the temptation, and have picked their two great seamers; plus Lyon and O'Keefe. Oh, and Mitch Marsh (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

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    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

    (that just gave @NTA a rage hard-on)

    alt text

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    @NTA if that panda had a bigger head, it would be your doppleganger

    that's not fair. It needs bigger ears too

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    NTA
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    And I'm a fuckload whiter.

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    Warner out, then Renshaw retires hurt (or ill, according to ESPN).

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    Yeah - that's an odd one. The two openers appear to have left at the same time.

    Dean Jones will be fuming!

    Warner got bowled behind his legs earlier, but the spinner had overstepped.

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    @mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

    First test starts in India today.

    The pitch is a little, well, home town. It's dry as fuck, and already cracked.

    And reports are the Aussies are a bit lost at the selection table. There is a chance they will leave out Josh Hazlewood, which could the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Instead they are going to pick a bunch of substandard spinners, in the hope that the Indian batsmen, i don't know, laugh themselves out?

    3 day test in the offering here.

    Not picking Hazlewood would have been silly. They picked basically their best team but i would have gone for Maxwell ahead of Mitch Marsh. I think they will do better than the English did because Australia have the better spinners. O'Keefe is a very good spinner, perhaps better than Lyon.

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    Thought I'd have a look at cricinfo to see how delusional the Indian fans are after the good Aussie start ... I wsan't disappointed.

    Aashish Calla: "Not a huge amount of experience and/or ability against spin in the batting after these 2, is there? One more wicket and we might be in for a collapse? Calling for 200-225 all out, anyone?"

    Ravi Aggarwal: "The scoreboard suggests that Australia is in ascendancy for sure, however, on such tricky surfaces, a collapse is never too far away. Kohli and company won't be sweating just as yet and Australia will want to go past 250 with not more than three or four down to start to take control of the game. These two will have to do majority of the scoring as the rest of the batting order is a tad inexperienced."

    Vishwajit: "A decent start from India given the fact that Australia generally like to play the first Test innings with a run-rate of around 4 run/over."

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    @Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:

    Yeah - that's an odd one. The two openers appear to have left at the same time.

    Dean Jones will be fuming!

    Warner got bowled behind his legs earlier, but the spinner had overstepped.

    Feb 22, 2017

    India v Australia, first Test: Matt Renshaw bizarrely forced to ‘retire ill’ before lunch on day one

    India v Australia, first Test: Matt Renshaw bizarrely forced to ‘retire ill’ before lunch on day one

    Border: ‘I hope he’s lying on the table half dead’

    “I hope he is lying on the table in there half dead. Otherwise as captain I would not be happy,” Border said on Fox Sports’ lunch break show.

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    @MajorRage almost as unsurprising as the wicket, which Warne describes as "an 8th Day wicket".

    Guess it works if you're allowed to play nearly every game at home.

    I hope we post something reasonable and fucking flog them, using spin.

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    @NTA get a real Australian out there

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    Oops - bye Mitch!

    20 for Marsh Bros Ltd.

    #draintheswamp

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    Wade gets a roughie. 190/6

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    @MajorRage said in Aussie Cricket:

    Aashish Calla: "Not a huge amount of experience and/or ability against spin in the batting after these 2, is there? One more wicket and we might be in for a collapse? Calling for 200-225 all out, anyone?"

    Fuck that guy.

    Ravi Aggarwal: "The scoreboard suggests that Australia is in ascendancy for sure, however, on such tricky surfaces, a collapse is never too far away.

    Fuck that guy, too.

    And its not bad enough they prepared a mud slab, but this:

    86.5
    J Yadav to Hazlewood, no run, beaten. Nice and slow outside off, Hazlewood plays the line and is beaten. A second warning for running on the pitch for Jayant.

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    Starc, meanwhile, is busily giving as few fucks as possible:

    87.5
    Jadeja to Starc, SIX
    87.4
    Jadeja to Starc, no run, defended back
    87.3
    Jadeja to Starc, FOUR, a swipe across the line for four through midwicket. Sits on one knee and belts the slog sweep wide of long-on
    87.2
    Jadeja to Starc, FOUR, a thick inside edge and that will be four more. Flat delivery outside off, Starc is beaten on the inside edge, plenty of turn. Takes the inside edge and races down to the fine leg fence
    87.1
    Jadeja to Starc, no run, well bowled. Slow through the air outside off, pushed back

    86.1
    J Yadav to Starc, SIX, that's massive. Flight from Jayant, Starc gets under the length and sends the ball sailing way over midwicket for a gigantic six. That's a Starc special.

    85.3
    UT Yadav to Starc, FOUR, nicely played. Waits for the one that is full, the follow-up to the bouncer, and then drills a delectable drive through mid-off. Lovely stroke

    82.3
    Ashwin to Starc, SIX, a slog sweep and that's way over square leg for six! Flat delivery down leg, Starc clears his front leg and swipes the ball into the stands

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