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    0_1475713047887_Aaron Smith Story.PNG

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    @KiwiMurph surely not? If that's legit, you're now in first.

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    @mariner4life Unfortunately it is legit

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    @KiwiMurph that is proper fucked up. You are now definitely leading the stupidest article race now. Sorry MR, you'll have to lift (lower) your game.

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    I was going to say that the toilet in question could become the equivalent of Morrison's grave shrine in Père Llachaise, Paris.

    I think there needs to be some withered floral bouquets, bit of graffiti, leftover jocks/panties, a few cartoons of knob ends, and various streamers, used condoms, left in place as a bit of a memorial.
    and a new nameplate sign on the door.

    The Airport should put a coin operated lock on the door and clean up from the thousands of voyeurs who'll want to pass through each day.

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    I don't know what to say about that...nah I got nothing.

    Bet the camera man is wondering g what he did wron.

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    Best Headline so far in global media is one in South Africa

    Smith blow for All Blacks.

    I'm sure that wasn't intentional....

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    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

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    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Wait 5 to 10 minutes?

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    Your offended that a handicapped toilet was used?

    Ok Rancid Barry.

    And please don't refer to disabled people as poor. They are just the same as everybody else.

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    More headline awards:

    Most Innocuous or Misleading Headline Award - RTE Ireland
    "All Black Aaron Smith suspended for toilet offence".

    PC Headline Award - The Guardian:
    "Aaron Smith sent home by All Blacks after disabled toilet encounter" The Guardian.

    Let's Not Hold Back Headline Award - Sydney Morning Herald
    "Star All Black Aaron Smith caught having sex in airport disabled toilet".

    The Let's Not Mention It At All Headline Award - Sport 24 SA
    ""All Black scrumhalf falls foul of coaching staff"

    The Who's Aaron Smith Headline Award - Daily Telegraph
    "England new boy Sam Jones broke his leg in judo drill"

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    @KiwiMurph said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Wait 5 to 10 minutes?

    Smith 'n' Chick or the Disabled person?

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    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

    That's David Warner's wife you're talking about there mate

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    @Pot-Hale "All Blacks star banned after toilet break" - Australian Rugby (rugby dot com dot au)

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    @KiwiMurph I can't make it on my phone , did they blur out the toilet manufacturers name on the bowl on the big screen ? Have they approached them for comment yet?

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    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

    I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!

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    I think some journos, editors and producers are going to look back in a few years and be able to identify exactly the moment they knew they wanted to quit their crappy jobs.

    The cameraman sent to film the toilet already knows.

    My suggestion:
    interest.co.nz for keeping up with shit that will actually affect you.

    thesilverfern for sport, (then can laugh at the stupidity of this shit from 3 degrees of separation.)

    Guardian (or insert substitute depending on political leanings) for world news.

    Radio and TV news aren't part of my life anymore. Stuff and Hersld are convenient on my phone but I removed the short cuts about a year ago to try and put a cognitive barrier between me and the stupid.

    Commercial NZ media apart from interest.co.nz is the pits.

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    I'm waiting for Canerbry to comment on how Andy Ellis would never have done such a thing.

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    @MajorRage said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    Your offended that a handicapped toilet was used?

    Ok Rancid Barry.

    And please don't refer to disabled people as poor. They are just the same as everybody else.

    I just think it's pretty poor form for an able bodied person to use a handicapped toilet. Unless of course that person identifies as handicapped...

    M4L: That is of course after having been through most of the NRL playing roster and just about every other sportsman in Australia and even that Little Britain dude.

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    @taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:

    The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.

    Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.

    What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.

    Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.

    I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!

    I think Gilbert Enoka deserves some praise here , Smith obviously had s limited amount of time between meeting her and the planes departure and performed admirably under the pressure of the circumstances.

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