Bad/Lame Jokes
Bad/Lame Jokes
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Just heard on TV. I'll stick it here...
Masterchef Contestant: "I'm going to cook a Hungarian schnitzel"
Masterchef compere: "What type of schnitzel? "
Contestant: "Hungarian"
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Brilliant
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@Stockcar86 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I should have paid attention in science. That took me about 10 seconds longer than it should have.
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Patient: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis
Therapist: How bad is it?
Patient: It comes in waves -
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Q: Where in the North Island do they look after senile owls?
A: Ōtāhuhu.