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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
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@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
Ahh, fuck it, I'm still in
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
Ahh, fuck it, I'm still in
I’m a bit concerned. Are her tits big enough ?
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
Ahh, fuck it, I'm still in
I’m a bit concerned. Are her tits big enough ?
No. but neither were Ashley Judd's/ Mira Sorvino's and I still liked that movie.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
Ahh, fuck it, I'm still in
I’m a bit concerned. Are her tits big enough ?
No. but neither were Ashley Judd's/ Mira Sorvino's and I still liked that movie.
I’m just concerned about historical accuracy. Small tits can be awesome too.
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@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Outside of the Hobbit - at 6 foot, taller than Daniel Craig.
In the Hobbit 'e just can't elf 'imself. -
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Might make a decent low level henchman
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Might make a decent low level henchman
I don’t see any metal teeth, steel clawed hands or razor sharp hats. Still a no from me.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Unlike the Malaysian and two black fellas in the running
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Unlike the Malaysian and two black fellas in the running
Yeah they can all piss off too
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Lou.
Older, cranky woman with a past is landlady to a woman whose kid gets kidnapped. There is the premise for a good film here, but this misses it by a bit of a margin.
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Rambo (First Blood to Americans).
This is a guilty pleasure. But in 2022 it really doesn't stand up, which isn't a fatal flaw given that's also true of many of its peers from that time. The problem here isn't the action scenes so much, it's the clunky dialogue and ridiculous acting. Richard Crenna is about as believable as some random who walks out of a disposal store off to a fancy dress party. The only thing that saves this is Brian Dennehy - without him it would certainly have been a bargain bin straight to video job.
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There is an amazing 4K restoration of Fritz Lang's 1927 film Metropolis on YouTube: