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Coming 2 America. The only nice thing to say about this is that Eddie and Arsenio look amazing after 30 years. Christ what a shit film.
Well this review has damn well broken my heart.
Did Randy Watson and Reverend Brown turn up ?
Maybe. I stopped watching about an hour in. It’s so shit. Damn these 80s film destroyers. Can you believe they’re also making another Indy film?
I guess I can still cling to Kobra Kai. I’m also praying that Top Gun 2 won’t be total shit.
Given how shite the 4th one was it’s highly doubtful I’ll watch the 5th.
I never watched the 4th one. I took “Last Crusade” literally.
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The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
ah that sucks, had that pegged to watch with my daughter over the w/e - still worth it if I go in with low expectations?
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@voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
ah that sucks, had that pegged to watch with my daughter over the w/e - still worth it if I go in with low expectations?
Yeah, watched it on the weekend and whilst I agree, it wasn't great, it is still watchable, especially with a child /teen and low expectations.
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@voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
ah that sucks, had that pegged to watch with my daughter over the w/e - still worth it if I go in with low expectations?
Very low. One for the kids.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
ah that sucks, had that pegged to watch with my daughter over the w/e - still worth it if I go in with low expectations?
Very low. One for the kids.
sounds perfect for me
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
Another I've been meaning to watch (not with kids). It's a no from you?
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@voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
Another I've been meaning to watch (not with kids). It's a no from you?
I think you actually need to watch it to decide yourself. You'll know a short time into it whether it's worth it for you.
I want to watch Tomorrow War as the concept sounded good, and they've done a Pitch Meeting of it on Screen Rant that I want to watch, but you have to see the movie first. I wish I had watched it when it was first released before I heard any feedback about it.
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@voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
Another I've been meaning to watch (not with kids). It's a no from you?
It’s a great big FUCK NO from me. I really like Nolans previous work but this was just self indulgent awfulness. Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him……actually another cool black dude Danny Glover has a son that’s quite shite in comparison too but I digress….
Tenet seems to be a movie that divides people so you should probably decide for yourself. @Nepia is a fan, I’d love to read a @Kruse review on it too.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
I forgot to mention Prometheus and
Day after TomorrowArmageddon and Independence Day. Whoever wrote the script watched those too.The effects are well done, no surprise, it's 2021 after all. The script is lazy and schmaltzy with gaping holes of common sense. For kids that haven't seen a lot of movies, they'll probably be thrilled with the action.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching. Edit: missed your last sentence originally so disregard this.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
I forgot to mention Prometheus and Day after Tomorrow. Whoever wrote the script watched those too.
I like Prometheus the more I see it ( a few times now ) I think it helps set up the Alien universe really well but again, I know others aren’t fans. Supposedly very intelligent scientists acting like fucken retards at times doesn’t help I will admit.
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@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching.
The apple has fallen pretty far from the tree in my opinion. Not sure why but he lacks all that makes Denzil great although they do sound exactly the same.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
I forgot to mention Prometheus and Day after Tomorrow. Whoever wrote the script watched those too.
I like Prometheus the more I see it ( a few times now ) I think it helps set up the Alien universe really well but again, I know others aren’t fans. Supposedly very intelligent scientists acting like fucken retards at times doesn’t help I will admit.
I didn't like it much. Build up was ok, but ultimately a big let down for me
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching.
The apple has fallen pretty far from the tree in my opinion. Not sure why but he lacks all that makes Denzil great although they do sound exactly the same.
I disagree completely, and I think most of Hollywood and critics agree with me (the latter doesn't really matter but he gets good reviews from them, I guess the former does as it will keep getting him work).
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@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching.
The apple has fallen pretty far from the tree in my opinion. Not sure why but he lacks all that makes Denzil great although they do sound exactly the same.
I disagree completely, and I think most of Hollywood and critics agree with me (the latter doesn't really matter but he gets good reviews from them, I guess the former does as it will keep getting him work).
Well Black Klansmen was a whole lot of nothing so that possibly didn’t help.
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching.
The apple has fallen pretty far from the tree in my opinion. Not sure why but he lacks all that makes Denzil great although they do sound exactly the same.
I disagree completely, and I think most of Hollywood and critics agree with me (the latter doesn't really matter but he gets good reviews from them, I guess the former does as it will keep getting him work).
Well Black Klansmen was a whole lot of nothing so that possibly didn’t help.
Fuck, now you're having a go at Spike.
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@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him
Weird, I've really liked him the two movies I've seen him in. On Tenet, I'm a need to watch it again to really evaluate it, but Denzel Jnr is the best thing about it - I can't stand the female character and actress and Branagh was pretty average in a nothing role. The vampire kid was decent.
But my point was, @voodoo only needs to watch about 20 odd minutes and he'll know whether it's worth watching.
The apple has fallen pretty far from the tree in my opinion. Not sure why but he lacks all that makes Denzil great although they do sound exactly the same.
I disagree completely, and I think most of Hollywood and critics agree with me (the latter doesn't really matter but he gets good reviews from them, I guess the former does as it will keep getting him work).
Well Black Klansmen was a whole lot of nothing so that possibly didn’t help.
Fuck, now you're having a go at Spike.
He should have done a Tarantino and bowed out on top ( Ive heard he’s not making any more movies )
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Tomorrow War
Time travel version of Aliens and Starship Troopers. Much, much worse than it sounds.
A cross between those movies sounds exceptional.
Mind you Tenet ( cross between Bond and Back to the future ) sounded good but wasn’t so I’m not falling for that again.
Another I've been meaning to watch (not with kids). It's a no from you?
It’s a great big FUCK NO from me. I really like Nolans previous work but this was just self indulgent awfulness. Denzels son is really bad in the two movies I’ve seen from him……actually another cool black dude Danny Glover has a son that’s quite shite in comparison too but I digress….
Tenet seems to be a movie that divides people so you should probably decide for yourself. @Nepia is a fan, I’d love to read a @Kruse review on it too.
Are you referring to Tenet?
I did do one - https://www.forum.thesilverfern.com/post/547570
but that was before I found my style of deranged ranting bullet points.
I could certainly get drunk, give it another go, and another review.