Tour De France 2021
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@crucial said in Tour De France 2021:
The change of look on her face was brilliant though. Dumb cow thinking she was the bees knees waving her sign and smiling at the camera then boomfa!!!!!
She has a punchable face of Ed Sheehan/James Corden proportions.
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@voodoo said in Tour De France 2021:
I know the legs are 200km, with 2 sides of the road making that 400km
But you wonder if it isn't time to invest in some rope.
Because this stuff is devastating.
Nah. For everyone else except the stupid people like her having no boundaries is what makes it worth standing in the middle of nowhere for hours. You just have to stay aware at all times. Bikes, cars, motorcycles all flying past inches away at speed.
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@crucial said in Tour De France 2021:
@voodoo said in Tour De France 2021:
I know the legs are 200km, with 2 sides of the road making that 400km
But you wonder if it isn't time to invest in some rope.
Because this stuff is devastating.
Nah. For everyone else except the stupid people like her having no boundaries is what makes it worth standing in the middle of nowhere for hours. You just have to stay aware at all times. Bikes, cars, motorcycles all flying past inches away at speed.
Look, I'm not really serious and I know it would never happen. But man would you be furious if something you trained so hard for was taken away from you like that. I can't think of another sport where it's so possible.
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@bovidae said in Tour De France 2021:
This is what happens when you have idiots more interested in getting a photo for SM than what is actually happening live in front of them.
It's like those idiots who fall off cliffs trying to get the ultimate selfie. In this case she has caused many people great harm, and maybe ruined the chances of a few athletes who were trying to fulfill lifelong dreams of winning the tour
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@stargazer said in Tour De France 2021:
Tbh, I'm more worried about stray dogs crossing the road.
My most constant fear on the motorbike is random fucking animals.
Even after seeing motorists pull out in front of me, feeling the tyres slide on stupid-slippery concrete, feeling the bike go all "aquaplaning" at 100kph on shiny roads in fucking Uzbekistan, and just pure personal incompetence at taking corners.
Fucking animals.
And birds - if you're one of those straight-up-idiots who don't think birds are part of the animal kingdom. -
@stargazer said in Tour De France 2021:
Tbh, I'm more worried about stray dogs crossing the road.
I did a 3 day ride from London to Fontainebleau once, and got attacked my a random French farm dog about 50km South of Dieppe. Still the only time I've come off my road bike, but it left a fair few grazes at 30kph.
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Van der Poel the new man in Yellow. Pogacar and Roglic looking good.
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@sparky Awesome to wake up to the news of Mathieu van der Poel winning stage 2. He's very good in several cycling disciplines and has excellent cycling pedigree as well. He's the grandson of the great Raymond Poulidor and his father Adri van der Poel was a good rider, too.
Edit: sorry, hadn't read the article and see now that it mentions his granddad.
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@kruse said in Tour De France 2021:
@stargazer said in Tour De France 2021:
Tbh, I'm more worried about stray dogs crossing the road.
My most constant fear on the motorbike is random fucking animals.
Even after seeing motorists pull out in front of me, feeling the tyres slide on stupid-slippery concrete, feeling the bike go all "aquaplaning" at 100kph on shiny roads in fucking Uzbekistan, and just pure personal incompetence at taking corners.
Fucking animals.
And birds - if you're one of those straight-up-idiots who don't think birds are part of the animal kingdom.Twilight on country roads can be terrifying. Kangaroos coming out of nowhere. Bigger, faster and dumber than sheep.
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@antipodean said in Tour De France 2021:
@kruse said in Tour De France 2021:
@stargazer said in Tour De France 2021:
Tbh, I'm more worried about stray dogs crossing the road.
My most constant fear on the motorbike is random fucking animals.
Even after seeing motorists pull out in front of me, feeling the tyres slide on stupid-slippery concrete, feeling the bike go all "aquaplaning" at 100kph on shiny roads in fucking Uzbekistan, and just pure personal incompetence at taking corners.
Fucking animals.
And birds - if you're one of those straight-up-idiots who don't think birds are part of the animal kingdom.Twilight on country roads can be terrifying. Kangaroos coming out of nowhere. Bigger, faster and dumber than sheep.
Fucking birds. In my mind - I know that they're tiny, and couldn't do much damage - but I just shudder to think of one hitting me in the head, me flinching, and shit going wrong.
Then my brain says "nah - they'll never hit you, they're quick agile little fuckers, they'd never LET you hit them". And then I remember all the dead birds you see on the road. And then I remember that I DID hit 3 of the little shits on my London-Beijing ride. And then I remember hitting a bloody pheasant, or grouse, or whatever - whichever the biggest of the UK game birds is - on a country road in England. I was bloody lucky I hit it dead centre - body-mass smack in the chest, headbutt to the helmet. That muthafucka was big enough that if it had hit a handlebar, or maybe even an arm, I'd have been down.
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@kruse said in Tour De France 2021:
@antipodean said in Tour De France 2021:
@kruse said in Tour De France 2021:
@stargazer said in Tour De France 2021:
Tbh, I'm more worried about stray dogs crossing the road.
My most constant fear on the motorbike is random fucking animals.
Even after seeing motorists pull out in front of me, feeling the tyres slide on stupid-slippery concrete, feeling the bike go all "aquaplaning" at 100kph on shiny roads in fucking Uzbekistan, and just pure personal incompetence at taking corners.
Fucking animals.
And birds - if you're one of those straight-up-idiots who don't think birds are part of the animal kingdom.Twilight on country roads can be terrifying. Kangaroos coming out of nowhere. Bigger, faster and dumber than sheep.
Fucking birds. In my mind - I know that they're tiny, and couldn't do much damage - but I just shudder to think of one hitting me in the head, me flinching, and shit going wrong.
Then my brain says "nah - they'll never hit you, they're quick agile little fuckers, they'd never LET you hit them". And then I remember all the dead birds you see on the road. And then I remember that I DID hit 3 of the little shits on my London-Beijing ride. And then I remember hitting a bloody pheasant, or grouse, or whatever - whichever the biggest of the UK game birds is - on a country road in England. I was bloody lucky I hit it dead centre - body-mass smack in the chest, headbutt to the helmet. That muthafucka was big enough that if it had hit a handlebar, or maybe even an arm, I'd have been down.
Fucking birds.I'd like the bird's opinion on bike riders before making judgement here
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Absolute chaos on TDF today.
Rog, Pog and Thomas all lose time with some serious road rash for heaps of riders.
Calendar Ewan out after breaking his collarbone in the final sprint too.
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@davesofthunder Roglic has lost nearly a minute on Pogacar and 30 seconds to Geraint Thomas - Thomas apparently dislocated his shoulder, which might come back to haunt him.
Some harsh words from the Groupama Director - maybe the organizers will have to sue themselves?
Saturday’s (Sunday NZT) opening stage was marred by two big pileups – one caused by a spectator – and the latest brutal scenes prompted veteran sports director Marc Madiot from Groupama FDJ team to lash out over the lack of safety on the road.
“Tonight, I don’t want to see my son become a professional rider,” Madiot said at the finish in the town of Pontivy.
“My wife does not want to see my son on a bike. It’s been years that we are talking about [safety], we need to find solutions. It’s not bike racing any more. One day there will be dead people.”
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@chris-b Marc Madiot the biggest twat in cycling..
makes it sound like crashes like today haven't happened in the tour forever. So much pressure and every team going for the win just creates the perfect storm for crashes.
good luck solving it. Only real thing that might make a difference is if they move the neutral zone out to 8km like the riders want to get rid of the GC trains from the front which will leave more space for the sprinters.
On the race front.. I kinda wondered if Wout Van Aert might be a bit of a gc darkhorse.. defo not a climber but not much in the way of hilltop finishes this year.. think he'll be in yellow after first TT and will take a bit to dislodge him
Jumbo didn't call him back to tow up Rog after his stack so guessing they're thinking the same.
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this good - interesting insight and different from most peoples opinion!
https://cyclingtips.com/2021/06/the-secret-pro-tour-de-france-sagan/
