Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I owned one in the UK, it was basically a low internall spec, different shape VW Polo. For half the price.
Not any more.
Not much difference in price between an equivalent spec A4 & Skoda Octavia
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@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@kirwan said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
https://reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ml1s3o/fuckin_lost_it/
That definitely sounds like fully sick moite aussie accents...
It’s in NZ isn’t it?
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Queen and other top monarchs to break away and form European Super Royal Family
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she’s leaving the Windsors to form a European Super Royal Family with elite monarchs from other European countries.
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@machpants Good to see quality journalism making a comeback.
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Christchurch's Back Door Spa has notified customers they need to wait 30 days after getting their “experimental” Covid-19 injection before they can be seen.
The centre offers colon cleansing, massage, lymphatic drainage, soul portraits and kinesiology.
Riiiight....
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@taniwharugby Great name considering the services they offer! (including squirting coffee up your asshole! - me oh my)
I don't know why they are being lambasted, look at the reasearch they've done
ATTENTION:
Please be advised that to ensure the safety of our staff and clients that Back Door Spa will not be accepting clients who have taken the experimental unlicensed MRNA Covid injection within 30 days of their appointment.
This decision is based on the fact that the manufacturers have not accepted any financial liability for any negative side effects of their MRNA Covid injections, in fact in New Zealand they have been granted indemnity by the government. Furthermore we have taken into account the lack of animal trials, lack of long-term trials and a lack of comprehensive trials which include a true representation of the population as well as lack of reporting the effects of the injection on human reproduction. Finally, we are considering worldwide vaccine adverse reaction reporting systems such as this one which according to this government report (page 6, third paragraph) only represent 1% of the actual numbers and yet already show alarming rates of adverse reactions. The purpose of this policy is to protect our practitioners from possible spike protein viral shedding and also to prevent possible contraindications of our treatments with the possible negative side effects of the experimental injection. Reported side effects that concern us include and are not limited to; flu symptoms, miscarriages, still births, infertility, seizures, blood clotting disorders, autoimmune disorders, neurological damage, encephalitis, brain damage, Bell's Palsy and death.
We apologize for any inconvenience and we will re-evaluate our policy when clinical trials of the experimental injection are completed in 2023 or when new information comes to light.
Thank you for your understanding.
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@machpants maybe we should test it on pangolins
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@dogmeat It did strike me as a bit strange that one of their complaints is the lack of animal trials, because my suspicion is there is a strong correlation between the type of people who value their services and those who are against animal testing.
I'd also be interested in what financial liability Back Door Spa accepts given their outrage at the vaccine manufacturers.
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@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
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Space odyssey: Shopper keeps boredom at bay by parking in every spot at his local Sainsbury’s
With the help of aerial photographs, diagrams and spreadsheets, Gareth Wild completes his ‘Magnum Opus’ in six years (and three cars)
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@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
contraindication
Well they learned me a word. Good learnings.
Learning new words is fun - give me pericabobulations..
I also offer the Bones my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.
