Stupid shit you see on the internet

[voodoo]

@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@stockcar86 crack up.

@Stockcar86

What got me was the number. Like, 1-12 eggs makes sense. But 15 is a bit odd. Either they'd just done a shop that day, having discovered they were down to their last 3+ eggs, or they ducked out mid-insertion to stock up.

What strange cats

[Bones]

@voodoo I was making an awful play on words, but thanks for including me Mr Showoff "why wasn't he trying two dozen?"

[Victor Meldrew]

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

[voodoo]

@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

"I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

[Kruse]

@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

"I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

That was a fucked up read.
To be fair, the question that popped into my mind was how the shit (unintended) they got that out... and yeah, if I had that answered, the next would be where it ended up.

[Victor Meldrew]

@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

Unlike the ping-pong ball trapped in the bloke's rectum....

[Victor Meldrew]

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[taniwharugby]

not sure this fits anywhere really...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/300248875/trader-buys-50-million-of-copper-gets-painted-rocks-instead

[booboo]

[antipodean]

@booboo How much salad do you need to eat to get that big and that stupid?

[Stockcar86]

[Tim]

[JC]

@tim Why didn’t she just stand up? Lazy cow.

[Stockcar86]

@jc said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@tim Why didn’t she just stand up? Lazy cow.

Once she was in the air push off the chair, burst through the window, tuck and roll, and jump up like a boss

[Victor Meldrew]

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[mikedogz]

[Higgins]

I thought this was just a nightmare I was having and when I woke it it would not be true!

https://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/124683574/so-european-kiwi-cops-to-drive-skoda-after-over-50-years-of-holden-ford-loyality

Not sure how long it will take for me to stop sniggering at the thought of it all.

[dogmeat]

@higgins why? Skoda are a good choice. Better than the crappy Holdens they're replacing.

[Higgins]

@dogmeat My memories of the 1960/70s Skoda models. Clearly they must have improved since then.

[Kiwiwomble]

ive seen Subaru and nissan cop cars too, they obviously stood out because most are holden or ford...but still