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    @Bovidae Prince Midnight? Such a staunch name.........

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Snowy True story. My old flatmate at Uni got scurvy. He had a cunning plan, where he had done some research and decided that baked beans were incredibly nutritious, so when his grant came through at the beginning of term he went out and bought a couple of hundred cans of Oak beans from the wholesaler because they were a lot cheaper than Watties. That left him with the remainder of his bursary money to spend on beer at the Hilly. Anyway he got a Vitamin C deficiency that the Uni doc told him was basically scurvy. The doc must have been impressed, because he'd never seen a case before, let alone in a 110 kg gym bunny.

    there were all these stories in Dunners when I was at uni about someone pretty much doing the same things with 2 min noodles, doubt they thought it was nutritious in any way...just cheaper

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    @Kiwiwomble I don't doubt it. My flatmate though was pretty convinced that there was loads of vitamin B in the beans and vitamin C in the tommy sauce. He was apparently right about the first and not so much on the sauce.

    And he farted like a bastard too.

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    Well, the Metro has the headline of the day:

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendon refuses to comment on Joss Whedon allegations as he undergoes surgery for paralysed penis

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    @Tim hold out! Don't pretend you didn't read it and withheld this from us.

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    @stockcar86 probably full of cancer causing nitrates!

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    @machpants Random thought - don't cancer cells multiply easily, so could you use those as the tissue samples for a bit more jeopardy when eating...

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    This is kind of equally awesome, you’re about to fist pump and all proud of yourself. Then, nope.

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    when subtitle transcript goes wrong...or maybe it's right, but was still wrong...

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/124381728/i-love-salmon-hilary-barrys-kiwi-accent-leads-to-rrated-seven-sharp-subtitle-gaffe

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    @stockcar86 crack up.

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    @bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @stockcar86 crack up.

    @Stockcar86

    What got me was the number. Like, 1-12 eggs makes sense. But 15 is a bit odd. Either they'd just done a shop that day, having discovered they were down to their last 3+ eggs, or they ducked out mid-insertion to stock up.

    What strange cats

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    @voodoo I was making an awful play on words, but thanks for including me Mr Showoff "why wasn't he trying two dozen?"

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    http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

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    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

    "I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

    Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

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    @voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @victor-meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    http://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/concrete_enema#:~:text=Remarkably%2C the doctors were able,mixed in with the concrete.

    "I wonder what became of the concrete enema. Was it thrown away in the trash? This seems most likely. Or perhaps it's sitting in a box in a medical archive. Or, and this is my favorite idea, perhaps one of the doctors saved it to use as a paperweight"

    Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

    That was a fucked up read.
    To be fair, the question that popped into my mind was how the shit (unintended) they got that out... and yeah, if I had that answered, the next would be where it ended up.

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    @voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Not a question that popped into my mind!!!

    Unlike the ping-pong ball trapped in the bloke's rectum....

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