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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

    wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

    It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

    I didn't see any banter that was untoward in that test. Wags loves to engage in that sort of thing. And we loves wags

    there hasn't been anything the whole series, just a bunch of very old, shit chat.

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

    wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

    It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

    I didn't see any banter that was untoward in that test. Wags loves to engage in that sort of thing. And we loves wags

    there hasn't been anything the whole series, just a bunch of very old, shit chat.

    Yeah. Paine's "wait to we get you to the GABBA" quip was low rent in that it was lacking in any sort of humour or wit, and the Indians had the last laugh. Was no where near Clarke's "he's gonna break your arm" comment

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    @canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    he's gonna break your arm

    that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke. And the very epitome of "small man" mouth "get ready for my bigger mate to fuck you up for me". And aimed at a guy who can barely hold a bat.

    fuck off pup, you frosted-tipped bitch. In the words of the current skipper "at least my teammates like me" (actually that might not be true for Anderson either).

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke

    Anderson walked in. Asked Bailey why he was smiling. Said he’d punch Bailey if he didn’t stop smiling

    Then the Clarke shit followed

    Anderson and Clarke were dicks

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    @Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke

    Anderson walked in. Asked Bailey why he was smiling. Said he’d punch Bailey if he didn’t stop smiling

    Then the Clarke shit followed

    Anderson and Clarke were dicks

    no disagreement from me at all. at least Anderson was threatening to do it himself (not that it's any better, it's cricket FFS)

    so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it, and if little Kane said it you would be cool? because, you know, circumstances?

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it

    Fuck off with that bullshit. I said they were both dicks

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    @Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it

    Fuck off with that bullshit. I said they were both dicks

    and i never defended Anderson even a little bit.

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    @mariner4life

    Fuck off with this bullshit too. I never claimed you did

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    @Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life

    Fuck off with this bullshit too. I never claimed you did

    then i don't understand your post at all

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    That they were both dicks

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    @Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life

    That they were both dicks

    yes

    but that doesn't change that Clarke was a dick?

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    but that doesn't change that Clarke was a dick?

    I said they were both dicks. It wasnt even ambiguous

    You are getting worked up about something I did not say.

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    No one likes the media but ...

    New Zealand, Crime

    Six men to face attempted murder charges after attack on Indian radio host

    Six men to face attempted murder charges after attack on Indian radio host

    Five have already appeared in court this afternoon after brutal attack.

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    @Tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    No one likes the media but ...

    New Zealand, Crime

    Six men to face attempted murder charges after attack on Indian radio host

    Six men to face attempted murder charges after attack on Indian radio host

    Five have already appeared in court this afternoon after brutal attack.

    Was his show that bad?

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    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    wait! i also go it from an international bowler returning from injury via club cricket! i told him if he wanted me to edge it he needed to slow it down and swing it less"

    at least he just laughed.

    i was told after a game by a ex nz opening bowler that i was going to get his first bouncer in cambridge cricket. unfortunately he had knocked my off stump out of the ground on his second ball to me

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    @ploughboy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    wait! i also go it from an international bowler returning from injury via club cricket! i told him if he wanted me to edge it he needed to slow it down and swing it less"

    at least he just laughed.

    i was told after a game by a ex nz opening bowler that i was going to get his first bouncer in cambridge cricket. unfortunately he had knocked my off stump out of the ground on his second ball to me

    Dipak Patel had a mean streak?

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    would have been more comfortable if it had been.

    i went back out to umpire when our tailenders were batting . called said bowler a couple of times for over stepping, the batsman facing after the second one yelled out "like fuck it was

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  • mariner4lifeM Online
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    @Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @ploughboy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    wait! i also go it from an international bowler returning from injury via club cricket! i told him if he wanted me to edge it he needed to slow it down and swing it less"

    at least he just laughed.

    i was told after a game by a ex nz opening bowler that i was going to get his first bouncer in cambridge cricket. unfortunately he had knocked my off stump out of the ground on his second ball to me

    Dipak Patel had a mean streak?

    meh, I've been embarrassed by international spinners as well. I don't discriminate

    Of course, i once put one on the roof of his clubrooms with the ugliest slog over cow you have ever seen. dined out on it for ages.

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  • MN5M Online
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    Seems as good a time as any to mention Jeetan Patel was a ringer for my indoor cricket team on a few occasions back in the winter of 03.

    Quite a good player from memory. I didn’t know it was him who played til about 10 years later though

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  • boobooB Do not disturb
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    @Siam said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    I don't want to sully the aus v India thread with this garbage, but if you're bored with setting fire to your pubes with an angle grinder or sticking your testicles in a vice to determine your pain threshold, have a skim of this rectal fluid:

    Stuff

    And then think of your favourite kiwi left arm bowler..

    I hate myself for giving this wankstain clicks but one day you might be close enough to kick him in the nuts!

    If you're going to post this shit copy and paste it so we don't give him clicks.

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