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Siam

I don't want to sully the aus v India thread with this garbage, but if you're bored with setting fire to your pubes with an angle grinder or sticking your testicles in a vice to determine your pain threshold, have a skim of this rectal fluid:

Stuff

And then think of your favourite kiwi left arm bowler..

I hate myself for giving this wankstain clicks but one day you might be close enough to kick him in the nuts!

mariner4life

@Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

Snowy

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it

Absolutely. The response is " of course I didn't see it you moran, otherwise I would have hit it or got out the way".

mariner4life

@Snowy said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it

Absolutely. The response is " of course I didn't see it you moran, otherwise I would have hit it or got out the way".

the guy who at the time was opening the bowling for BOP in the rep stuff said it to me. I told him to "just fuck up and bowl"

the next one did not hit me on the back thigh.

mariner4life

wait! i also go it from an international bowler returning from injury via club cricket! i told him if he wanted me to edge it he needed to slow it down and swing it less"

at least he just laughed.

Snowy

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

wait! i also go it from an international bowler returning from injury via club cricket! i told him if he wanted me to edge it he needed to slow it down and swing it less"

at least he just laughed.

That's good!

canefan

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

I didn't see any banter that was untoward in that test. Wags loves to engage in that sort of thing. And we loves wags

mariner4life

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

I didn't see any banter that was untoward in that test. Wags loves to engage in that sort of thing. And we loves wags

there hasn't been anything the whole series, just a bunch of very old, shit chat.

canefan

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Siam i read an article about "australia's shame" because Josh Hazlewood said to Pujara, after he had hit him again "did you see that one?"

wow. such venom. So insulting. Many abusive.

It's the fucking oldest sledge in cricket. i copped it a few times (it was a fair question, usually i didn't see it).

I didn't see any banter that was untoward in that test. Wags loves to engage in that sort of thing. And we loves wags

there hasn't been anything the whole series, just a bunch of very old, shit chat.

Yeah. Paine's "wait to we get you to the GABBA" quip was low rent in that it was lacking in any sort of humour or wit, and the Indians had the last laugh. Was no where near Clarke's "he's gonna break your arm" comment

mariner4life

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

he's gonna break your arm

that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke. And the very epitome of "small man" mouth "get ready for my bigger mate to fuck you up for me". And aimed at a guy who can barely hold a bat.

fuck off pup, you frosted-tipped bitch. In the words of the current skipper "at least my teammates like me" (actually that might not be true for Anderson either).

Duluth

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke

Anderson walked in. Asked Bailey why he was smiling. Said he’d punch Bailey if he didn’t stop smiling

Then the Clarke shit followed

Anderson and Clarke were dicks

mariner4life

@Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

that was some very ordinary shit from a shit bloke

Anderson walked in. Asked Bailey why he was smiling. Said he’d punch Bailey if he didn’t stop smiling

Then the Clarke shit followed

Anderson and Clarke were dicks

no disagreement from me at all. at least Anderson was threatening to do it himself (not that it's any better, it's cricket FFS)

so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it, and if little Kane said it you would be cool? because, you know, circumstances?

Duluth

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it

Fuck off with that bullshit. I said they were both dicks

mariner4life

@Duluth said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

so i take it by this post you're totally cool with it

Fuck off with that bullshit. I said they were both dicks

and i never defended Anderson even a little bit.