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Cunny funt aren't ya cane toad? :knubble: 
 
 
[quote name='Thomond78'] 
But take it from someone who had to quit for 6 years to get out of the front five; 
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You didn't win them over with your charming personality or reasoned arguments? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> One is shocked.... 
 
I'm off to Rebel Sport to buy headgear :whistle: Got to protect my good looks...

Red Bull

Headgear is for poofs.....you do know that, don't you?Â

Thomond78

Tell me about it. If I'd stayed in the slow rows, I's have a locked-down panel slot in the best non-pro team in Munster. Plus I've got technique. Curse my svelte figure! Â :tickedoff: 
 
Mind you, being staying in the interesting row has been. given my... oh, how can I put it but in your own words? - [quote]charming personality or reasoned arguments? Â One is shocked....[/quote] an effort. 
 
Which, given that there's a wandering 8kgs has shifted 50cm north, Ms. Thomond approves of muchly. Â :coolsmiley: 
 
Get out there, ya lardo! Â :knubble: :coolsmiley:

Virgil

This pick on the short fat guy dayÂ :nta

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[quote name='Thomond78'] 
Which, given that there's a wandering 8kgs has shifted 50cm north, Ms. Thomond approves of muchly. Â :coolsmiley: 
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She likes big manboobs then? :nta 
 
 
[quote name='Red Bull'] 
Headgear is for poofs.....you do know that, don't you?Â 
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How many knocks to the head does it take to detach your retinas again? :-k

Virgil

[quote name='Virgil'] 
Sorry Nick but thats Post of the Week in my mindÂ 
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I take that back..Thread of the Week 
 
NTA, RB and T78 should take your act on the road.

Thomond78

Fuck it, Ms Thomond would be only delighted to go back to Sydney and I reckon I can still outprop most of Sydney. Fuck it, me, NTA, Phooey, three-way tight-head duel, floor of the Nelson after a gallon of Boags, who's up...?Â <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

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Only a gallon? :nta I'll have Three Sheets then... if you want Boags, I'm sure they'll serve you down at The Orient with the other commoners :whistle: 
 
We should leave Phooey out of this - if I'm going to be talked to death by you then I don't want him sitting there and adding to the cacophony by criticising my listening skills <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> 
 
Besides which, he's a lock <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Thomond78

Like we started off on this one - slow, fat, no hands... 
 
"Nick, Phooey - Phooey, Nick. You two have so much in common, I'm sure you'll want to catch up...Â :whistle:" 
 
BTW, should say my knowledge of Convictown is more or less Student Central and places we blagged into on Hyde Park and Darling Harbour.c. 2000.Â :shifty: 
 
Oh, and if we're setting the gallon as cut-off instead of start - I name wherever Diarmuid Conway say has proper stout in Sydney.Â :twisted: :knubble:

Red Bull

[quote name='NTA'] 
[quote name='Red Bull'] 
Headgear is for poofs.....you do know that, don't you?Â 
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How many knocks to the head does it take to detach your retinas again? :-k 
 
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fair point smartarse.......not many, but even headgear wouldn't stop it from happening. Oh, I get it....you want to give [i]my[/i] head a knock or 2? Â :shifty: 
 
At any rate, a medico I spoke to once, said headgear only reduces the severity of the most minor head knocks, and tends to make people think they are better protected than they really are. Granted, it does away with the need for head strapping for ear protection. But if you are not playing in a position that requires frequent friction in the ear area, then I wouldn't worry. But I'm unusually tough. Â

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I'm mainly getting it because I don't have much hair, and don't want to challenge Crofty for the stitches-per-game record <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> It won't stop concussions or anything, that's for sure. And after my experience at cricket I think its only fair I avoid bleeding on people <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Thomond78

Ahem. 
 
We've seen pictures of your melon. 
 
[i]Mjuch[/i] hair...?Â :coolsmiley:

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I actually have all the original forestry around the sides and back - I just get it cut off every four weeks so I don't look like a gimp <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Red Bull

[quote name='NTA'] 
I actually have all the original forestry around the sides and back - I just get it cut off every four weeks so I don't look like a gimp <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> 
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:2funny: 
 
I think you mean......"so I look [i]less[/i] like a gimp" 
 
Nah, I have mates with similar craniums to yours who do the same thing. 
 
Does having a really smooth head really result in more split open/stitches type injuries, a la David Croft? Or is it just cos he goes so farkin hard at the ball....leading with his head?Â :nta

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I think its a combination of things for him. Hair doesn't provide an excess of padding - if you get a boot on the noggin chances are you're going to bleed. But its the contacts with knees and elbows where I reckon it helps - hair of decent length moves around more than skin so when impact happens the hair goes with the flow somewhat.

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Got the basic Gilbert headgear which makes me look about ten years younger (you look younger when people can't see your baldness :shifty:). Couldn't believe the price of the honeycomb gear (I paid $40 - honeycomb is $99!) 
 
While I was there I picked up a RugbyTech shirt - thin padding for shoulder, sternum, and upper arms. Its all non-rigid padding unlike some of the NRL approved gear with its moulded ridges and other crap - more like an undershirt really, and is more for peace of mind than anything. After seeing the results of me batting without a helmet, Mrs the Aussie is pleased for me to have as much protective gear BEFORE I get into serious contact <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> 
 
Comfy actually - and flexible enough to fold up inside my headgear... though I have an enormous head <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

BartMan

PoofÂ <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> 
 
head gear though, does stop all those annoying little cuts and bruises. 
 
But a padded vest!! 
 
They were just coming in as I was heading out of playing rugby, I ma just jealous that I never got to wear one - those jobs that the Saffa props wear, where they end up looking like RObo Cop, they were a bit of meÂ

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<img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Like Saffer Brent Russell, who goes from midget to muscular in a single shirt change <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> Some of the gear the boys are wearing is the league-approved stuff looks like a cooking griddle! 
 
As with the head gear, this is more to avoid the cuts and abrasions - hence the full undershirt style instead of just shoulder gear. I wore one of my older (tough) CCC jumpers to training the other night with a singlet underneath, and still picked up some gravel rash - mostly from the ground we were training on <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> The team shirts we have are that new type of lightweight polyester weave, and aren't going to stop the odd stone flying up under the mudguards <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> 
 
This is the one: [url="http://www.tightfiverugby.com/prod_images_blowup/Gladiator_Body1.jpg"]http://www.tightfiverugby.com/prod_imag ... _Body1.jpg[/url] 
 
The padding you see on the shoulders extends to over the back about the same distance. Same with the bands of padding you see around the arms - they wrap around the same distance to the back. You can just see the chest padding around the logo, and there is a one at the base of the neck about the size of your palm. Very lightweight, and very comfy. Doesn't bulk me up - just squares off a few round edges :whistle: and keeps the love handles tucked away out of danger :shifty: Its very light, comfortable, machine washable, and doesn't require its own bag for transport!

Thomond78

And is the business. Their scrum-caps are also the best on the market. 
 
However, ask you sports shop nicely if they have the Rugbytech Matador pads. They've stopped making them, but they have the bicep/tricep pad, the back-of-the-neck pad, the chest pad and, most importantly, shoulder pads that actually wrap [i]over[/i] your A/C joint and protect it from all angles. Iv'e worn these for the last three years, and just about the only part of me that hasn't been injured in a fun new life as a back-row is my shoulder. 
 
Rugbytech gear rocks.Â :afro:

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[quote name='Thomond78'] 
However, ask you sports shop nicely if they have the Rugbytech Matador pads. They've stopped making them, but they have the bicep/tricep pad, the back-of-the-neck pad, the chest pad and, most importantly, shoulder pads that actually wrap [i]over[/i] your A/C joint and protect it from all angles. Iv'e worn these for the last three years, and just about the only part of me that hasn't been injured in a fun new life as a back-row is my shoulder. 
 
Rugbytech gear rocks.Â :afro: 
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See - that's the bit I'm confused about - the visuals don't quite match any of the images I've found.... Different cut and colour to that image above, but not quite the wraparound of the Matador (which they didn't have in my size :nta )

The Silver Fern

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