Fatbastarding: NTA log
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[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
Nick, you're over 1m 83, you can't pass, and you're fat.<br />
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From S14 stats, you've got donkey written all over you.. :twisted:<br />
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Now, say goodbye to your ears and push like you're told! :knubble:<br />
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Sorry Nick but thats Post of the Week in my mindÂ
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[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
you're over 1m 83, you can't pass, and you're fat.[/quote]<br />
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Wrong on two counts - I [i]can[/i] pass, but compared to the beauteous release of my right-left passing action, t'other is an ugly duckling with one leg. I'm also just under 183cm <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
So, you're a short donkey.<br />
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But take it from someone who had to quit for 6 years to get out of the front five; once in, never out, so get out there and do that PR work for Shrek 3. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
:2funny: that's gold Thomond<br />
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Nick, you could embark on a rigorous sprint training regime to get yourself up to speed. :nta Or would that be like flogging a dead horse donkey? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Cunny funt aren't ya cane toad? :knubble:<br />
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[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
But take it from someone who had to quit for 6 years to get out of the front five; <br />
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You didn't win them over with your charming personality or reasoned arguments? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> One is shocked....<br />
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I'm off to Rebel Sport to buy headgear :whistle: Got to protect my good looks... -
Tell me about it. If I'd stayed in the slow rows, I's have a locked-down panel slot in the best non-pro team in Munster. Plus I've got technique. Curse my svelte figure! Â :tickedoff:<br />
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Mind you, being staying in the interesting row has been. given my... oh, how can I put it but in your own words? - [quote]charming personality or reasoned arguments? Â One is shocked....[/quote] an effort. <br />
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Which, given that there's a wandering 8kgs has shifted 50cm north, Ms. Thomond approves of muchly. Â :coolsmiley:<br />
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[quote name='Thomond78']<br />
Which, given that there's a wandering 8kgs has shifted 50cm north, Ms. Thomond approves of muchly. Â :coolsmiley:<br />
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She likes big manboobs then? :nta<br />
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[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
Headgear is for poofs.....you do know that, don't you?Â
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How many knocks to the head does it take to detach your retinas again? :-k -
Fuck it, Ms Thomond would be only delighted to go back to Sydney and I reckon I can still outprop most of Sydney. Fuck it, me, NTA, Phooey, three-way tight-head duel, floor of the Nelson after a gallon of Boags, who's up...? <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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Only a gallon? :nta I'll have Three Sheets then... if you want Boags, I'm sure they'll serve you down at The Orient with the other commoners :whistle: <br />
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We should leave Phooey out of this - if I'm going to be talked to death by you then I don't want him sitting there and adding to the cacophony by criticising my listening skills <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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Besides which, he's a lock <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
Like we started off on this one - slow, fat, no hands...<br />
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"Nick, Phooey - Phooey, Nick. You two have so much in common, I'm sure you'll want to catch up... :whistle:"<br />
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BTW, should say my knowledge of Convictown is more or less Student Central and places we blagged into on Hyde Park and Darling Harbour.c. 2000. :shifty:<br />
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Oh, and if we're setting the gallon as cut-off instead of start - I name wherever Diarmuid Conway say has proper stout in Sydney. :twisted: :knubble: -
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[quote name='Red Bull']<br />
Headgear is for poofs.....you do know that, don't you?Â<br />
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How many knocks to the head does it take to detach your retinas again? :-k<br />
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fair point smartarse.......not many, but even headgear wouldn't stop it from happening. Oh, I get it....you want to give [i]my[/i] head a knock or 2? Â :shifty:<br />
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At any rate, a medico I spoke to once, said headgear only reduces the severity of the most minor head knocks, and tends to make people think they are better protected than they really are. Granted, it does away with the need for head strapping for ear protection. But if you are not playing in a position that requires frequent friction in the ear area, then I wouldn't worry. But I'm unusually tough. Â -
I'm mainly getting it because I don't have much hair, and don't want to challenge Crofty for the stitches-per-game record <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> It won't stop concussions or anything, that's for sure. And after my experience at cricket I think its only fair I avoid bleeding on people <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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I actually have all the original forestry around the sides and back - I just get it cut off every four weeks so I don't look like a gimp <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />
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[quote name='NTA']<br />
I actually have all the original forestry around the sides and back - I just get it cut off every four weeks so I don't look like a gimp <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /><br />
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I think you mean......"so I look [i]less[/i] like a gimp"<br />
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Nah, I have mates with similar craniums to yours who do the same thing. <br />
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Does having a really smooth head really result in more split open/stitches type injuries, a la David Croft? Or is it just cos he goes so farkin hard at the ball....leading with his head? :nta
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