Cricket: NZ vs Aus

[Mokey]

We are soooooo faaaarked now. Please, cricket gods, just let us avoid the follow on.

[NTA]

@Mokey said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

We are soooooo faaaarked now. Please, cricket gods, just let us avoid the follow on.

We wouldn't enforce it anyway

[Xpat61]

@Mokey
Ye of little faith !

[NTA]

@Siam said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

gobby. overthetop. arse. tickler

Bye Ross

[Donsteppa]

An insipid batting effort.

[Paekakboyz]

fuck.

[Xpat61]

When the Black Caps were the Craps I painted the ceilings in my house wearing the Cap which looked like it had been attacked by seagulls with diarrhoea after the job and was promptly dispensed with!
This is a very different team !
I will be buying new merchandise!
There is a genuine spine throughout the squad where individuals just step up when others disappoint.

Shit!
Taylor is out!
The above is just the rambling of an old dude who saw ‘85/‘86 live...........

If anybody can ......
A Kiwi can!!!

[No Quarter]

Lyon is a significant advantage for Aus compared to Santer in conditions like this.

We've certainly had the worst of the conditions but we're getting outplayed across the park.

No build up games in Aus has not helped either.

[Xpat61]

@No-Quarter
Total Ambush!!!
But I remain positive!!

[No Quarter]

CdG plays some absolutely gorgeous shots.

[Donsteppa]

Did Gary Stead prepare these guys as if they’d be facing four Stuart Broad’s bowling at Tim Southee speeds?

[No Quarter]

@Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

@No-Quarter
Total Ambush!!!
But I remain positive!!

Yeah, I'm certain the Black Caps arrived at the ground expecting to play Sri Lanka's military medium pacers as usual.

[No Quarter]

Hold on I was only half watching that. I didn't see any hot-spot or snicko? Why was that out?

[Donsteppa]

@No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

@Xpat61 said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

@No-Quarter
Total Ambush!!!
But I remain positive!!

Yeah, I'm certain the Black Caps arrived at the ground expecting to play Sri Lanka's military medium pacers as usual.

I’m starting to wonder.

[Donsteppa]

@No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs Aus:

Hold on I was only half watching that. I didn't see any hot-spot or snicko? Why was that out?

Hometown decision.

[Chris B.]

CdG gets a roughie, I think.

No evidence that hit anything except the helmet.

[No Quarter]

So it's impossible to overturn a caught behind. What an absurd decision.

[No Quarter]

Comms falling over themselves to justify the decision. That was an absolute shocker. Objectively wrong.

[westcoastie]

Getting absolutely reeeeemed.

Also thinking they'll enforce the follow-on if possible. Bat until the start of the third session tomorrow and rip us out again.

[No Quarter]

These comms are fucking painful. Yeah I'm sure CdG actually wanted to be given out so he didn't have to face Starc again. What the fuck are they talking about.