CWC Game #7 Black Caps v Pakistan

[shark]

How much of this Munro garbage do we have to endure, for fucks sake?? It's not like the useless fuck even got 30 from his 17. He sucked those balls up for 12 FFS.

[Paekakboyz]

Breaking news. NZ win CWC with only 9 players. Decide to let Guppy and Munro hit the piss with the WAGs instead.

Shit shot selection.

ps - Guppy is getting my Munro related angst. Expect Guptill to bat his way outta his funk. Don't think it's helping having numpty at the other end.

[Mokey]

Fuck me days. Kane and Roscoe may as well be our openers, fuck knows Guptill and Munro don't take the shine off the new ball.

And uh, if it's damp and there is moisture in the air...why would you choose to bat?

[shark]

Both openers are out of nick. One of them was never in good nick. Time to realise we can't rely on our two best batsmen every fucking time when our openers are both out of touch, and finally make the Nicholls for Munro change.

[Paekakboyz]

Moist. The term is moist, Mokey

You of all people!! :face_with_stuck-out_tongue:

[Mokey]

@Paekakboyz Ugh. Wouldn't use that word if you paid me.

[canefan]

@shark said in CWC Game #7 Black Caps v Pakistan:

Both openers are out of nick. One of them was never in good nick. Time to realise we can't rely on our two best batsmen every fucking time when our openers are both out of touch, and finally make the Nicholls for Munro change.

You could even slot Blundell and Nicholls in at the top

[ACT Crusader]

We batted first because Kane doesn’t trust the bowling.

Bring back Southee

[canefan]

Starting to smell like a rout

[Donsteppa]

Time for Latham to front...........

[NTA]

That's gonna suck

[canefan]

Someone can make a legend of themselves now

[Paekakboyz]

That was a screamer.

Great catch. Totally squared Rosco up too.

Fuck.

[mariner4life]

That was coming, Taylor playing well in front of himself.

If kane doesn't score all the runs we are fucked

[Donsteppa]

@ACT-Crusader said in CWC Game #7 Black Caps v Pakistan:

We batted first because Kane doesn’t trust the bowling.

Bring back Southee

Bring back a coach who won't obstinately freeze on his selections at the big show...

[canefan]

So overcast damp conditions, win the toss, please explain why we don't bowl first?

[Mokey]

Remind me again why we bloody well chose to bat???

[mariner4life]

@canefan said in CWC Game #7 Black Caps v Pakistan:

So overcast damp conditions, win the toss, please explain why we don't bowl first?

This is going to be fucking hard to bat on later

[shark]

This situation is made for Latham. He's good in a crisis and plays spin well. Horrifically out of form though.

[shark]

If these two can't put a big partnership on then i don't know where runs will come from in this situation and we may need to defend 150.