Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan

[canefan]

Nichols gone for 0. We're in freefall

[MN5]

@donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

Shithouse. The idea of a high scoring and stress free draw now looks toast...

A poor test series so far for Taylor with the bat.

Stating the obvious as he certainly isn't a fucken bowler.

Still love him despite his poor form and tongue hanging antics. 2nd or 3rd best BC batsman ever.

[Gunner]

Oh hell, I didn’t even have time to reach for the remote, 3rd wicket in the over.

Yay for a blackcaps batting collapse.

[Donsteppa]

Oh for fucks sake.

[Siam]

@gunner BJ survived the over. I'm telling you this because I know you're no longer watching...please 😁

[Donsteppa]

@mn5 said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

@donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

Shithouse. The idea of a high scoring and stress free draw now looks toast...

A poor test series so far for Taylor with the bat.

Stating the obvious as he certainly isn't a fucken bowler.

Still love him despite his poor form and tongue hanging antics. 2nd or 3rd best BC batsman ever.

I'm a fanboy of Taylor rather than a critic, he'll come right.

Just bloody frustrating when we have such a long tail.

[No Quarter]

Boy to we need BJ to dig in now.

[Paekakboyz]

Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

[Gunner]

@siam yea I’ve defected to survivor to try and save the test, and bloody Matt Rogers is on it.

He still looks in good nick, maybe he should have been in Europe for the last month helping the wobs?

[Donsteppa]

@gunner said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

@siam yea I’ve defected to survivor to try and save the test, and bloody Matt Rogers is on it.

He still looks in good nick, maybe he should have been in Europe for the last month helping the wobs?

Can he hold a bat in Dubai?

[Donsteppa]

72/7. The Kane and Assorted Rabble show so far.

[booboo]

@paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

It's the fucking desert unfortunately

[Donsteppa]

Easy. Just need Williamson and Boult to make their top scores in test cricket.

[Siam]

Oh for fucks sake!!

All my great gloating to Aussies comes back to bite me on the arse.

Oh well, at least I know this cricket team

Come back @Gunner , false accusation mate

[canefan]

@booboo said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

@paekakboyz said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

Awww ffs. Looks like Stead is going to experience the doldrums immediately after the elation. Sigh.

Still plenty of the match to go. A bit of rain wouldn't go astray though!

It's the fucking desert unfortunately

Sandstorm?

[Donsteppa]

Shah 8/41.

90 all out.

Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

[No Quarter]

Our batting is killing us this series. The bowlers were amazing in the first test but Pakistan were always due a decent total on their home pitches. Bloody disappointing, we're blowing a golden opportunity for a rare away series win.

[Siam]

Not often a follow on presents itself so emphatically these days, but 35 overs, you'd have to go for it I reckon

[Donsteppa]

50 run opening partnership too...

[MN5]

@donsteppa said in Cricket - NZ vs Pakistan:

Shah 8/41.

90 all out.

Rain, sandstorm, and locusts?

Wow. Holy fucken shit. God damn....

The Black Caps are truly the Scottish Rugby of cricket......which explains my year round battle with binge drinking.