Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
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@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
I will wait till I see the consent form before I sign up to anything
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@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
I will wait till I see the consent form before I sign up to anything
I know what box you'll tick.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel you may have missed an opportunity to have a back pole as well
Please keep your fantasies to yourself you degenerate.
I will wait till I see the consent form before I sign up to anything
I know what front hole you'll tick.
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@mariner4life I laughed way too loud at that and now all my office mates think I'm a loon, well, more of a loon.
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@rancid-schnitzel apparently bush is making a comeback. Don't know how I know this.
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@crazy-horse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel apparently bush is making a comeback. Don't know how I know this.
certainly is, but she has a waxing appointment next weekend
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@crazy-horse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel apparently bush is making a comeback. Don't know how I know this.
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@crazy-horse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel apparently bush is making a comeback. Don't know how I know this.
Big Brazilian Wax would never allow it!
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
I'd forgotten about that, although he's arguably more famous for that than his music.
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
He banged Courtney Love before that, he deserves your sympathy more than your hate.
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@jegga said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
He banged Courtney Love before that, he deserves your sympathy more than your hate.
i guess he earned teh good years tehn
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need to wine and dine me before I put out. I'm not some ho you know.
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@nepia said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@nepia i hate that guy for all the years he got to bang Gwen. Fucker.
I'd forgotten about that, although he's arguably more famous for that than his music.
Bush has to be THE stupidest band name in history closely followed by Garbage.
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@mn5 said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@dk said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
Sorry, can you clarify, is this contractual consent between @MN5 and yourself?
No. He is a very attractive man but we both like front hole.
He's something of a male slut when let loose on Tinder.
You need a dozen codys and hell pizza before I put out. I'm not some slut you know.
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