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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

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    @jegga said in Twitter:

    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

    That wouldn't have made her smile.

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    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

    That wouldn't have made her smile.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    Twitter is the only social media I follow because Farcebook and all its clones gives me the absolute screaming shits. I have zero interest in what someone's dump looks like

    However a has been mentioned I use Twitter mainly as a filter.

    It's a great way to lose half a day though as I did earlier this week on #amazingmaps. For that reason I actually seldom do twitter nowadays anyway as I have a magpie mind and its way too easy to get distracted.

    Because I am circumspect in my engagement I have not seen the bullying etc

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @dogmeat this is apparently twitter with less fuckwits https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gab_(social_network)

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  • MN5M Online
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    @jegga said in Twitter:

    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

    That wouldn't have made her smile.

    alt text

    Her brother is the bloke who plays Reek/Theon from GOT so any mentioning of cutting would be quite awkward if he was around.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

    That wouldn't have made her smile.

    alt text

    Her brother is the bloke who plays Reek/Theon from GOT so any mentioning of cutting would be quite awkward if he was around.

    She belongs on GOT seeing as she has three nipples.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @jegga said in Twitter:

    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    @MN5 said in Twitter:

    @jegga said in Twitter:

    If this is true I would like to buy the cab driver a beer.

    Then again its twitter and another celebrity[read attention whore ] .

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85878428/lily-allen-allegedly-thrown-out-of-taxi-for-supporting-refugees

    That wouldn't have made her smile.

    alt text

    Her brother is the bloke who plays Reek/Theon from GOT so any mentioning of cutting would be quite awkward if he was around.

    She belongs on GOT seeing as she has three nipples.

    I thought strange looking dipshits thinking they were hilarious was just a "Seven Days" thing.....at least that show didn't appear to have a token enormous South African minga so we can be thankful for that.

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  • TimT Away
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    @rocky-rockbottom That's one of Nick Mullen's accounts (his is suspended, like his Facebook account). He hosts the very funny Cum Town podcast.

    He also did the "Nicole Mullen" articles on Thought Catalogue:

    How To Get Fucked Like An Artist

    I want to fill my pussy with bees. I want a thousand stingers pressed into my walls at the same time. I want to go into anaphylactic shock, and slip into a coma. I want the bees to set up camp in my swollen pussy. I want them to fill it with wax and cause alarm when some neighborhood kids are hospitalized after playing too close to it. I want the parents to petition city hall to do something about my problematic pussy. I want city hall to hire an exterminator. I want the exterminator to gas my pussy, and scoop out all the dead bees and honey. I want them to seal it off, and hide it from future children and future bees. I want stories of my bee pussy to become apocryphal legend. I want my pussy to be summer camp lore. Something the kids speak of before lights out, to scare each other.

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  • TimT Away
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    #30

    He also did the "Nicole Mullen" articles on Thought Catalog:

    How To Get Fucked Like An Artist

    I want to fill my pussy with bees. I want a thousand stingers pressed into my walls at the same time. I want to go into anaphylactic shock, and slip into a coma. I want the bees to set up camp in my swollen pussy. I want them to fill it with wax and cause alarm when some neighborhood kids are hospitalized after playing too close to it. I want the parents to petition city hall to do something about my problematic pussy. I want city hall to hire an exterminator. I want the exterminator to gas my pussy, and scoop out all the dead bees and honey. I want them to seal it off, and hide it from future children and future bees. I want stories of my bee pussy to become apocryphal legend. I want my pussy to be summer camp lore. Something the kids speak of before lights out, to scare each other.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @tim said in Twitter:

    @rocky-rockbottom That's one of Nick Mullen's accounts (his is suspended, like his Facebook account). He hosts the very funny Cum Town podcast.

    He also did the "Nicole Mullen" articles on Thought Catalogue:

    How To Get Fucked Like An Artist

    I want to fill my pussy with bees. I want a thousand stingers pressed into my walls at the same time. I want to go into anaphylactic shock, and slip into a coma. I want the bees to set up camp in my swollen pussy. I want them to fill it with wax and cause alarm when some neighborhood kids are hospitalized after playing too close to it. I want the parents to petition city hall to do something about my problematic pussy. I want city hall to hire an exterminator. I want the exterminator to gas my pussy, and scoop out all the dead bees and honey. I want them to seal it off, and hide it from future children and future bees. I want stories of my bee pussy to become apocryphal legend. I want my pussy to be summer camp lore. Something the kids speak of before lights out, to scare each other.

    What the actual fuck?

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    replied to jegga on last edited by
    #32

    @jegga Parody.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    replied to Tim on last edited by
    #33

    @tim said in Twitter:

    @jegga Parody.

    Yeah but what kind of person makes up shit like that?

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    Massive pumelling for twitter overnight.

    They simply haven't done enough to reduce the amount of crap traffic that flows through. Look at the replies to any celebrity / politician - they are simply full of abuse / trolling - many are deciding that it simply isn't worth it.

    It can be turned around, but twitter simply haven't done enough and this massive move is deserved.

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  • No QuarterN Online
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    No Quarter
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    @MajorRage yeah all of the replies to anyone famous are just fucking weird. Either there's a lot of complete crazies out there or a lot of bots. A bit of both no doubt.

    If you follow the right people and stay away from that side of it then it can be pretty awesome I reckon. Plenty of really good accounts.

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    #36

    I get some fucking weird shit sometimes. One of the 'perks' of writing erotic books. let's just say I'm glad of the block function.

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  • barbarianB Offline
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    I saw this on Twitter today, and I thought it merited some discussion.

    This says so much about Twitter, but also politics in general. To think that someone would be happy to lose their father because of his political persuasion is just mind-boggling.

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    But more than that, it is a prime example of the deluded Boomers that seem to be flocking to Twitter. They tweet millions of times, always frothing about the politics of the day.

    In reality, federal politics barely touches my life. It barely touches anyone's life, really. To make it an obsession, as so many of these people do, is so unhealthy and sad. I wonder if this all existed before Twitter and these bored old people just wrote letters to the editor or something, but I can't help thinking that social media has made it all worse.

    Go outside for fuck's sake, take up a hobby. When I see tweets like the above (which I do regularly) my overwhelming feeling is pity.

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @barbarian said in Twitter:

    But more than that, it is a prime example of the deluded Boomers that seem to be flocking to Twitter. They tweet millions of times, always frothing about the politics of the day.

    In reality, federal politics barely touches my life. It barely touches anyone's life, really. To make it an obsession, as so many of these people do, is so unhealthy and sad. I wonder if this all existed before Twitter and these bored old people just wrote letters to the editor or something, but I can't help thinking that social media has made it all worse.

    Certainly made it easier and more visible. Previously you had to suspect that you were surrounded by retards, now they proudly display their ignorance and stupidity on social media.

    It's a genuine wonder that mankind has reached this level of achievement when surrounded by this level of idiocy and self importance. A clear example of Prices Law in effect.

    Go outside for fuck's sake, take up a hobby. When I see tweets like the above (which I do regularly) my overwhelming feeling is pity.

    Mine is bewilderment. A growing acceptance that as a species, we're probably in our zenith. And recognising that it may have always been that way...

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  • No QuarterN Online
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    No Quarter
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    #39

    @barbarian said in Twitter:

    I saw this on Twitter today, and I thought it merited some discussion.

    This says so much about Twitter, but also politics in general. To think that someone would be happy to lose their father because of his political persuasion is just mind-boggling.

    0_1535944335977_f7cec011-5fd4-46e6-9e72-f6380b53793d-image.png

    But more than that, it is a prime example of the deluded Boomers that seem to be flocking to Twitter. They tweet millions of times, always frothing about the politics of the day.

    In reality, federal politics barely touches my life. It barely touches anyone's life, really. To make it an obsession, as so many of these people do, is so unhealthy and sad. I wonder if this all existed before Twitter and these bored old people just wrote letters to the editor or something, but I can't help thinking that social media has made it all worse.

    Go outside for fuck's sake, take up a hobby. When I see tweets like the above (which I do regularly) my overwhelming feeling is pity.

    I agree, there are a lot of people that seem utterly addicted to political Twitter and just live in there, becoming more and more detached from reality. I enjoy the political discussions, but it's important to remember that a lot of these political commentators overplay everything to suit their narrative. If something controversial happens on Twitter, you can bet next to nobody in real life knows or cares about it despite it appearing to be a big deal there. The political discussions on there are insanely polarized - the anonymity of people's accounts adds to that as people feel they can say whatever they want without consequences.

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    Huh, I read that differently. Not that they were exactly happy to lose their father, but just relieved the father wasn't alive to see something he would have hated. Am I missing something?

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