Tri Series Cricket

[Paekakboyz]

Fuck

[Donsteppa]

@gunner said in Tri Series Cricket:

Christ don’t these mother fuckers practise catching?

Fielding like social cricketers this summer.

[taniwharugby]

@gunner apparently it was the swirly wind in Wellington...so must be lack of at EP?

[Crucial]

@nta said in Tri Series Cricket:

@crucial then play it on a ground the size of a postage stamp

More like, then bowl to suit the short boundaries. Did the Craps not notice that their own wickets fell from playing balls at waist height?

[Gunner]

I mentioned it during the Paki series but we bowl far too many wides at the moment and I don’t give a fuck how ‘attacking’ we are, it’s not good enough.

And neither is our fielding lately, been dropping catches all summer.

You’re paid to catch the ball, so fucking practise it until you perfect it!

[Donsteppa]

Watch the game Rigor...

[Donsteppa]

Yay!! A catch! 2 wickets down...

[Donsteppa]

17 wides in 11.2 overs.

[taniwharugby]

this is outstanding...by Aus!

[Donsteppa]

DeGrandhomme makes up for his wicket by opening a pie shop for the rest of the over.

Only outdone by Wheeler serving up more shit.

[Gunner]

@donsteppa said in Tri Series Cricket:

17 wides in 11.2 overs.

That’s a decent strike rate.
Oh hang on that’s not 17 runs off 11 balls is it?

This pommy git commentating pisses me off. Go away!

[Cyclops]

Why does love do this to me is the Black Caps anthem isn't it?

[Baron Silas Greenback]

@donsteppa said in Tri Series Cricket:

DeGrandhomme makes up for his wicket by opening a pie shop for the rest of the over.

Only outdone by Wheeler serving up more shit.

Wheeler has the yips

[Gunner]

Yorkers.

Heard of them?

Have a crack, yep you might miss and get mishit over long on for 6, but you might also bowl a few dots and maybe even knock the stumps over.

[Donsteppa]

Sodhi ruins his run rate with a pie.

[Donsteppa]

In the end a better over with only 3 more runs coming off it.

[Gunner]

I’m going to bed, sleep is more valuable to me right now than watching this muppet show.

[Donsteppa]

Excellent, an end to the Big Show from Southee.

[mimic]

Wow Wheeler.. Only Hesson will pick Wheeler to play for the Black Caps again

[Donsteppa]

No ball six from Wheeler to start his fourth over...