Merry Christmas
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@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:
@Snowy That is why Kindles were invented, dearest. So everyone can read smut without a cover.
I'm not that old that I should be called "dearest" surely...must be my fern persona. A bit depressing that thought.
Anyway you keep writing the porn and I will give it to the wife to judge before I check it out. She writes too so it probably won't end well for anyone.
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@Tim said in Merry Christmas:
None yet! Gonna watch Die Hard with my sister's family tomorrow though.
I've decided to go with Lethal Weapon this year. It opens with Jingle Bell Rock and there is that shoot out in the Christmas Tree yard, so I think it counts. I might sneak in a Die Hard 2 afterwards though.
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@Tim said in Merry Christmas:
@jegga Too xmas-centric, and frankly, massively overrated.
Jegga you hold him, I'll kick him in the nuts.
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@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
@Snowy Well tell ger to sort her shit out
I'll do that - " Darling, this bloke on the internet that I've never met thinks that you should write porn. What do you think?' That's bound to work for me if I wanted to be celibate.
There is also the concern that if she's writing about it she might not be doing it...well with me anyway.
Please advise Mokey.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Merry Christmas:
@Tim said in Merry Christmas:
@jegga Too xmas-centric, and frankly, massively overrated.
Jegga you hold him, I'll kick him in the nuts.
Fucken word to this post.....Bad Santa is comic genius. Can't wait to see the sequel.
Other Xmas movies I always watch are On her Majestys secret service and Trading Places.
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@canefan said in Merry Christmas:
@MN5 Best xmas song that isn't a xmas song would be that one by the pogues and the chick that got killed by collision with a speedboat
Karma for releasing such a horrific song.....Why do people always go on about how 'musical' the Irish are????
It's all the fucken same and has been for hundreds of years....
"Oh, I'll just play yer a little ditty on me fiddle boi de oirish rovers....have yer heard dis one?"
Fuck off Pogues and other shit bands from the emerald isle....
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@MN5 said in Merry Christmas:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Merry Christmas:
@Tim said in Merry Christmas:
@jegga Too xmas-centric, and frankly, massively overrated.
Jegga you hold him, I'll kick him in the nuts.
Fucken word to this post.....Bad Santa is comic genius. Can't wait to see the sequel.
Other Xmas movies I always watch are On her Majestys secret service and Trading Places.
Trading Places is gold but OHMSS is a little random. Is it a Scottish thing?
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Merry Christmas:
@MN5 said in Merry Christmas:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Merry Christmas:
@Tim said in Merry Christmas:
@jegga Too xmas-centric, and frankly, massively overrated.
Jegga you hold him, I'll kick him in the nuts.
Fucken word to this post.....Bad Santa is comic genius. Can't wait to see the sequel.
Other Xmas movies I always watch are On her Majestys secret service and Trading Places.
Trading Places is gold but OHMSS is a little random. Is it a Scottish thing?
It's Bond and Xmas. It's got everything a movie goer could want.