Merry Christmas
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@nzzp said in Merry Christmas:
Also, fark tradition, we're doing a full beef wellington for christmas dinner this year. Take that you ham, chicken and turkey traditionalists! Can't bloody wait
Amen to that, I'm doing a lamb leg on the BBQ and bourban glazed pork belly in the oven.
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@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
Tis the season bros
Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.
I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.
She's cute. I think we would have fun together.
Merry Christmas, my batshit crazy internet brothers. Present tip: buy your wives and girlfriends my historical porn and get lucky this year. I'm always on desserts at the fam gathering, and my signature dish is ice cream covered in Icecap and decorated with lollies. Family staple for more than 20 years.
Stay safe, drive carefully, and may Santa take pity on you despite being cemented on the naughty list.
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@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:
@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
Tis the season bros
Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.
I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.
She's cute. I think we would have fun together.
That all I've managed to read so far
About a dozen times.
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@jegga said in Merry Christmas:
@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:
@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
Tis the season bros
Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.
I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.
She's cute. I think we would have fun together.
That all I've managed to read so far
About a dozen times.
She knows her audience well.
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@MN5 cos fluffybunny is cooler, plus it is a recognised term...even if added by a former ferner
see #5
Slang for "fluffybunny" from rugby-centric New Zealand rugby website www.thesilverfern.com.
In fact if typed and posted, "fluffybunny" is auto-replaced with "fluffybunny".
"Stephen Jones of the Times is a fluffybunny".
#fluffybunny #vagina #pussy #vjj #front-bum -
@taniwharugby said in Merry Christmas:
@MN5 cos fluffybunny is cooler, plus it is a recognised term...even if added by a former ferner
see #5
Slang for "fluffybunny" from rugby-centric New Zealand rugby website www.thesilverfern.com.
In fact if typed and posted, "fluffybunny" is auto-replaced with "fluffybunny".
"Stephen Jones of the Times is a fluffybunny".
#fluffybunny #vagina #pussy #vjj #front-bumI don't think it'll roll off the tongue too well next time someone doesn't give way to me at a roundabout though.
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@Kirwan said in Merry Christmas:
@jegga said in Merry Christmas:
@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:
@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
Tis the season bros
Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.
I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.
She's cute. I think we would have fun together.
That all I've managed to read so far
About a dozen times.
She knows her audience well.
Curtsies
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I had to look up GFY. There are several meanings. Given it's Christmas I assume you're meaning "God Forgives You"...
I echo all thoughts of peace on earth and goodwill to fellow ferners.
I pray you all avoid hangovers, food poisoning, family fueds, and crowded public places (especially in Melbourne).
Can't compete with Mariner ... but hope you all once again enjoy this rather picturesque Welsh bird singing my favourite Christmas Carol.
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What's everyone cooking?
I'm hugely over-catering, but that's because I don't want to cook for ages.
Beef rubbed in peppercorns and mustard; two ducks done in orange, nutmeg, rosemary, and thyme; and a pork belly cooked with thyme and cider. Duck fat kipfler potatoes, and a couple of salads. Beauty.
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@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
. I prefer 'em dark haired and curvey
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You're a sick fluffybunny aye
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@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
You're a sick fluffybunny aye
It's your stated preference, homo
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Go write another boring blog you fucking hippy
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@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
What's everyone cooking?
I'm hugely over-catering, but that's because I don't want to cook for ages.
Beef rubbed in peppercorns and mustard; two ducks done in orange, nutmeg, rosemary, and thyme; and a pork belly cooked with thyme and cider. Duck fat kipfler potatoes, and a couple of salads. Beauty.
Other halfs bro is caretaker at a nearby posh school and lives on site. So have full run of the canteen, me and him doing the cooking for about 25, with one of my best mates family crashing from the states. Got a couple of legs of lamb I'm going to attempt with bay leaf branches and thyme, plus the rest of the typical English fare, turkey, gammon, I'm going to try and take care of the world's biggest batch of roast spuds too. Just for fun I got my mate a box of lion brown to wind back the years. Can't wait!
Merry Christmas e hoa!
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@booboo said in Merry Christmas:
I had to look up GFY. There are several meanings. Given it's Christmas I assume you're meaning "God Forgives You"...
I echo all thoughts of peace on earth and goodwill to fellow ferners.
I pray you all avoid hangovers, food poisoning, family fueds, and crowded public places (especially in Melbourne).
Can't compete with Mariner ... but hope you all once again enjoy this rather picturesque Welsh bird singing my favourite Christmas Carol.
Outstanding....on mute. Unless it's 'Last Christmas' by Wham I really don't like Xmas music.
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@Mokey said in Merry Christmas:
@mariner4life said in Merry Christmas:
Tis the season bros
Merry Christmas you fools. Have a great few days. I hope it is full of too much. Too much food, too much piss, and too many presents.
I'll see you all here for the Boxing Day cricket.
She's cute. I think we would have fun together.
Wait, what?!?
Starts searching Amazon for your books.....