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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Was watching a bit of Commando yesterday. New favourite part - when his daughter gets kidnapped, and he realised that his truck was immobilized, he was like "no problem, I'll just Fred Flinstone it". God-tier movie
That’s up there with convincing the flight attendant he was airsick before the plane had even taken off right after he killed the guy looking after him in a crowded plane with no one seeing.
Those South Americans did NOT know who they were fucking with. They should have listened to Bennett
Those "piss ant" soldiers as Bennett called them. Classic
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Was watching a bit of Commando yesterday. New favourite part - when his daughter gets kidnapped, and he realised that his truck was immobilized, he was like "no problem, I'll just Fred Flinstone it". God-tier movie
That’s up there with convincing the flight attendant he was airsick before the plane had even taken off right after he killed the guy looking after him in a crowded plane with no one seeing.
Those South Americans did NOT know who they were fucking with. They should have listened to Bennett
Those "piss ant" soldiers as Bennett called them. Classic
Bennett looked like he should have been singing with the village people. I always thought Cook should have been the main antagonist.
Vernon Wells was outstanding in Mad Max though. He had to be chained up til the Lord Humungous released him to cause carnage.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Was watching a bit of Commando yesterday. New favourite part - when his daughter gets kidnapped, and he realised that his truck was immobilized, he was like "no problem, I'll just Fred Flinstone it". God-tier movie
That’s up there with convincing the flight attendant he was airsick before the plane had even taken off right after he killed the guy looking after him in a crowded plane with no one seeing.
Those South Americans did NOT know who they were fucking with. They should have listened to Bennett
Those "piss ant" soldiers as Bennett called them. Classic
Bennett looked like he should have been singing with the village people. I always thought Cook should have been the main antagonist.
Vernon Wells was outstanding in Mad Max though. He had to be chained up til the Lord Humungous released him to cause carnage.
His outfit was definitely sketchy, he was overweight and he got almost sexually excited at the thought of running his knife through Matrix. But all in all it was a great movie. So many moments and one liners by all the actors
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cook should have been the main antagonist
Interesting theory, he was pretty bad ass, and would have made for a better final boss fight, though not as "flamboyant".
Yeah he just seemed like a guy more capable of fighting Arnie on an even keel.
But yes, as has been mentioned on here numerous times Commando is genius
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Consummate "little creep" David Patrick Kelly, after being asked "look, could you please just leave me alone", "you fucken' whore!".
So very, very good.
"You scared? You better be coz this green beret's gonna kick your ass"
"I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry"
Rae Dawn Chong's "I can't believe this macho bullshit" while cowering in the corner as Cook and Matrix fight it out
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan Steven E. de Souza wrote so many of those big movies, including Die Hard and 48 Hrs.
If you can find it, check out the table read of his unproduced script for Commando 2. So funny.
EDIT: here it is
Is that a movie they never made? Or they plan to make?
Edit: Ok I see the title, written but never made. What a shame
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan It's a podcast done by two successful screenwriter/producers. In that case, they were much lamenting that Arnie had too many other projects to make Commando II. Great script though.
Someone needs to make that using AI or something
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Yeah I always found it weird he never did a sequel.
Sooooooooo many possibilities. Him and Rae Dawn have settled down, Jenny is a great step sister to the adorable child they have. Life is great then BOOM the relatives/associates or whatever of some goons from the first movie come and ruin it. Shit goes DOWN
If we’re talking late 80s Arnie made Running Man, Predator, Twins……that woulda kept him pretty busy. Two all time classics there and Twins wasn’t without its charms…..Total Recall and Kindergarten Cop after them as well but nothing genuinely awesome after T2.
Maybe it’s a good thing it was never greenlighted. I can name on one hand sequels that are better than the originals….
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@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
I’m in
Yeah I have a feeling this will make the list of shit to watch while the girl is watching Love Island or Farmer wants a wife or whatever crap she’s into