Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series

[Donsteppa]

Cancel the Indian series.

[MN5]

@Damo said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

Even I have got nothing.

I was hoping for a cheeky 900-3 declared after the wicket settles down then Santner gets 8-42 and we win by 114 runs.

Has someone hacked your account ?

[nzzp]

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[MN5]

@nzzp said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

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The team that got rolled for 26 are all resting a bit easier in their graves now.

[Donsteppa]

Even hiding behind the couch seems an exercise in futility in avoiding this wreck.

[Damo]

@MN5 said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

@Damo said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

Even I have got nothing.

I was hoping for a cheeky 900-3 declared after the wicket settles down then Santner gets 8-42 and we win by 114 runs.

Has someone hacked your account ?

900/3 is unrealistic. I always keep my comments grounded in reality, as you know.

[MN5]

@Damo said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

@MN5 said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

@Damo said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

Even I have got nothing.

I was hoping for a cheeky 900-3 declared after the wicket settles down then Santner gets 8-42 and we win by 114 runs.

Has someone hacked your account ?

900/3 is unrealistic. I always keep my comments grounded in reality, as you know.

750/4 will do.

It’s high time KW had a crack at Laras record.

[MN5]

We shouldn’t lose a wicket for a good half hour I reckon.

Lunch is handy like that.

[booboo]

What's the weather doing?
No sudden typhoon pending?

[MN5]

@booboo said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

What's the weather doing?
No sudden typhoon pending?

Just an avalanche……

…..of New Zealand wickets.

[MN5]

Remember the very recent past where we’d get annoyed that Sri Lanka toured New Zealand every summer ( or so it seemed ) and got routinely beaten ?

The tables have turned like a mother fucker and then some.

[Donsteppa]

Reads like Devon is backing all out attack, rather than an ability to last at the crease.

[MN5]

I’m calling it now.

Will be some decent scores in the second innings but we’ll lose by an innings and 132 runs.

Go to the TAB now.

[Donsteppa]

Conway sneaks his average back over 40.

Kane works his way past Inzaman and Miandad on the top all time test run scorers list.

[Donsteppa]

Conway in attack mode makes it as far as 61.

[Dodge]

Wonder how much this is as a result of SL actually playing a test series in England just before. Play test cricket, get better at test cricket etc. these days, all the other cricket these guys play is so far from the concept of test cricket and valuing your wicket etc that it takes time to get used to it again.

I’m desperate for the survival of test cricket and finding some superstars in the nations outside of the Rich 3 would incentivise that I reckon

[Donsteppa]

Williamson now four runs ahead of Virat on the all time top test run scorers.

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[Donsteppa]

Most of these guys can't bat at Test match level. India is going to be horrendous.

[MN5]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

Most of these guys can't bat at Test match level. India is going to be horrendous.

Well, no thats not true.

Latham and Conway average 40 each.

KW speaks for himself.

The jury is out on Ravindra as to how good he’ll be.

Mitchell has had a fantastic start but is probably petering out to his level.

Blundell is in bad form.

It’s a far cry from the days where the ONLY hundreds in the team belonged to numbers 7 and 8 ( McCullum and Vettori ) back when How, Fulton, Papps etc were in the top order.

I think it’s a perfect storm of guys being a bit past it, being found out or not being good enough.

So um yeah, I agree, India will be horrendous.

[MN5]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Sri Lanka Test Series:

Williamson now four runs ahead of Virat on the all time top test run scorers.

Test matches | Batting records | Most runs in career | ESPNcricinfo

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That’s pretty handy. In quite a few less tests too.

Of course the fuck you bloody crowd will mention his amazing ODI record but fuck that, Test cricket is the ultimate and KW is better at that !