Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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<p>Male duck?</p>
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<p>Man you guys are so uncool.</p>
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<p>He's this generations Craig David. His music is horrific.</p> -
<p>good to see some real news getting some headlines though!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11637586'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11637586</a></p> -
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<p>good to see some real news getting some headlines though!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11637586'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11637586</a></p>
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<p>The bachelor has broken his silence <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11637572'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=11637572</a></p>
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<p>In a statement about the show star Jordan Mauger said "totally worth it, I got two roots".</p> -
<p>He's actually torpedoed his own potential with all this. Naz will no doubt get offers for some shock jock type thing where her 'straight talking bad girl' will fit in. But Jordan isn't a ruthless or charming bad boy, he's just a flighty loser who didn't even have the balls to front up after the dumping. HUGE difference from a marketing perspective.</p>
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<p>With a huge proportion of viewers disgusted with him, who would hire him? He's got no experience or winning personality. Nothing from the show would indicate acting is a career he could master.</p> -
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<p>With a huge proportion of viewers disgusted with him, who would hire him? He's got no experience or winning personality. Nothing from the show would indicate acting is a career he could master.</p>
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<p>Not so sure. His voice is a dead ringer for John Key's. The first time I heard him, was a quick double take of "WTF is John Key on about?" :)</p>
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<p>When the Donald wins, we can fit him out with a Key mask and send him to the US to share his experiences of reality TV with Don.</p> -
<p>In taxi on way home last night, logged on to the herald.</p>
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<p>Huge headline, lead story scoop - some fucknuts from tv breaks up with some other wannabe celebrity.</p>
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<p>Second, much smaller. Large earthquake hits Christchurch.</p>
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<p>In taxi on way home last night, logged on to the herald.</p>
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<p>Huge headline, lead story scoop - some fucknuts from tv breaks up with some other wannabe celebrity.</p>
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<p>Second, much smaller. Large earthquake hits Christchurch.</p>
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<p><strong>I felt like crying.</strong></p>
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<p>from what I heard, the guy form the reality show was a knob, so don't fret too much!</p> -
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<p>He's actually torpedoed his own potential with all this. Naz will no doubt get offers for some shock jock type thing where her 'straight talking bad girl' will fit in. But Jordan isn't a ruthless or charming bad boy, he's just a flighty loser who didn't even have the balls to front up after the dumping. HUGE difference from a marketing perspective.</p>
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<p>With a huge proportion of viewers disgusted with him, who would hire him? He's got no experience or winning personality. Nothing from the show would indicate acting is a career he could master.</p>
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<p>Lets not lower the fern by giving these media whores any sort of attention or discussion. We're better than that (Drake, John).</p> -
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<p>Lets not lower the fern by giving these media whores any sort of attention or discussion. We're better than that (Drake, John).</p>
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<p>It is slightly ironic that we've been talking about a shit media cycle being all celebrity fluff, and now... The Fucking Bachelor .... fuck's sake.</p> -
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<p>It is slightly ironic that we've been talking about a shit media cycle being all celebrity fluff, and now... The Fucking Bachelor .... fuck's sake.</p>
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<p>I'm keeping this thread alive in the hope that the slutty one has a sex tape or something similar.</p> -
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<p>I'm keeping this thread alive in the hope that the slutty one has a sex tape or something similar.</p>
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<p>Did I say slightly? I meant "way-up-to-the-balls"...</p> -
<p>given she said she didn't really like the guy (based on more headlines on our national news websites) and she shagged him, you could find out where she lives, visit and make your own, but you can keep it just for you!</p>
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<p>She's not that hard to find
I saw her at a local bar a couple of weeks ago.</p>
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<p>She'll spend the next 6 months getting spat on in public by rabid housewives and hit on by every guy thinking he's in with a chance because of her seemingly low morals. The life of an A list celebrity in New Zealand...</p> -
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<p>I assumed the A was for anal.</p>
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<p>A-list celebrity? </p>
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<p>I should have italicized it to show just how sarcastic I was being... </p>
