NZ v Australia Test #2

canefan

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="560273" data-time="1456204172">Pfffft like Pocock,Rathbone and Vickerman are true blue ockers. 
 
The former two certainly do cry and moan a lot for big tough Saffas though.</blockquote>Don't forget that true ocker Kepler Wessels

NTA

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Pfffft like Pocock,Rathbone and Vickerman are true blue ockers.
 
The former two certainly do cry and moan a lot for big tough Saffas though.
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Pocock went to high school here at least.

kiwiinmelb

Now I know what it must feel like to be a Wallaby supporter , 
 
You get a little sucked in by the hype , actually start to believe you are a genuine chance , then bang , reality hits you between the eyes

NTA

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Pocock went to high school here at least. 
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Right - who edited my post? Whatever reason you've got, at least put your bloody name to it and tell me what sin I've committed.

MN5

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Right - who edited my post? Whatever reason you've got, at least put your bloody name to it and tell me what sin I've committed.
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Did you call me a fluffybunny ? I get that a lot on here

mariner4life

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Right - who edited my post? Whatever reason you've got, at least put your bloody name to it and tell me what sin I've committed.
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being a cunty aussie with a bad head is sin enough

taniwharugby

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Did you call me a fluffybunny ? I get that a lot on here
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so we should stop telling the truth?

NTA

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being a cunty aussie with a bad head is sin enough
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But that would mean EVERY post would get edited, right?

ACT Crusader

Sooooo when do we play the Windies or Lankans next.....

MN5

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But that would mean EVERY post would get edited, right?
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....and if that shit starts happening then people may even start disagreeing with eachother on here.

taniwharugby

<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11594369'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11594369</a>
 
Couple of tweets from a couple of MItchells saying it is ok on the link.
 
Cricket: Josh Hazlewood charged with dissent after spray at third umpire
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<div style="margin:0px;">Josh Hazlewood is expected to be fined after he was charged with dissent on day four of the second trans- Ta$man Test.</div>
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Hazlewood pleaded guilty in a hearing with match referee Chris Broad, with the International Cricket Council expected to release details of the punishment soon.
First-time offenders often get away with a reprimand but that's unlikely to be the case given the nature of Hazlewood's misdeed.
Stump microphones picked up the spearhead swearing after a controversial verdict from third umpire Richard Illingworth in Christchurch.
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Australia reviewed an lbw shout from Hazlewood in the final over of Tuesday's morning session, with Illingworth deciding Kane Williamson edged the ball before it hit his pads.
Hazlewood and skipper Steve Smith both rushed up to controlling umpire Ranmore Martinesz to query the process and the verdict.
"What!? It hit his foot ... who the f*** is third umpire!?," Hazlewood said.
Smith angrily confronted Martinesz, uttered some terse words then turned on his heel and shook his head in disgust.
It appears Smith has avoided sanction.
Hazlewood remained furious, giving NZ allrounder Corey Anderson a spray at the end of the session.
"I didn't actually hear anything. I got told that he was saying something to me. I'm actually deaf in my left ear," Anderson said.
"He could have been on my wrong side. Whether he said something or not I'm not too concerned."
Both on-field umpires had a word with Hazlewood at the time.
Written notes were taken by the officials as substitute fielder Glenn Maxwell helped drag Hazlewood off the field.
"He was frustrated that he didn't get the rewards for bowling well," Jackson Bird said.
"Test cricket is a hard game and sometimes tempers can boil over and people can get frustrated.
"It was probably the frustration of the whole (wicket-less) session.
"I don't think anyone's stepped over the line but if they did, the ICC will I suppose take that out of our hands."
Anderson had no complaints about Australia's conduct during the unsavoury episode.
"You hear bits and pieces, everyone was unsure of what was going on," he said.
"If we can start frustrating the other side, then that's obviously ticking the box for us, and a win."
Former New Zealand players Ian Smith and Mark Richardson, both in the commentary box during the incident, were highly critical of Smith and Hazlewood.
"I'm sorry but that's intolerable," Richardson said.
ICC boss David Richardson vowed last year there would be a "crackdown" on player behaviour.
"The behaviour in some matches by some players was deemed to be unacceptable and not a good example to young fans," Richardson said.
"For a first offence, you'll likely end up with a fine."
Hazlewood was mocked by the crowd at Hagley Oval after lunch on Tuesday, with NZ fans screaming at him to "watch that language".
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MN5

Never knew Anderson was half deaf. It isn't good for a bowler, ask Lance Cairns, if he'd heard more of the caught behinds he got he may have appealed more and ended up with more wickets.

Siam

"He was frustrated that he didn't get the rewards for bowling well," Jackson Bird said.
 
Better off saying nothing than parroting a 4year old's excuse

NTA

Yep. None of us have EVER lost our temper in the heat of the moment, after all.

TeWaio

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Hazlewood remained furious, giving NZ allrounder Corey Anderson a spray at the end of the session.
"I didn't actually hear anything. I got told that he was saying something to me. I'm actually deaf in my left ear," Anderson said.
"He could have been on my wrong side. Whether he said something or not I'm not too concerned."
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Herb is one cool cat. Haha.

taniwharugby

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Yep. None of us have EVER lost our temper in the heat of the moment, after all.
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Problem is, he directed it at an official, not just swearing at himself.

NTA

Yep. And he'll be punished for it. I didn't say it was a case of getting off scot-free.

Mokey

Aussie Tourette's tanties aside, what a fucking disappointing day. Was lovely to see Kane back amongst the runs, but we've had WAAAAY too many failures in the top order. Guptill 18 & 0. Latham 4 & 39. Nicholls 7 & 2. Not good enough, especially when Wagner is the only one firing with the ball.

TeWaio

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However, the Australians were unhappy at the fact that Hazlewood's comment - "who the f*** is the third umpire?" - was broadcast. Stump microphones are not supposed to remain live when players and umpires are conversing.</blockquote>

Yeah, that's it, focus on the stump mic being off/on. Swearing at an official who has made the right decision is clearly a secondary issue. Fluffybunnies.

barbarian

All is right in the cricket world. We get to celebrate a crushing series win, and you guys get to call our players fluffybunnies.
 
This is the natural order of things.

The Silver Fern

NZ v Australia Test #2