Grumpy Old Man
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decaf coffee
diet coke
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
zero alcohol beer
yeah what the actual fuck is this? what is the fucking point. Either have a beer, or fucking don't.
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@mariner4life funniest part, is you still need to be >18 to buy what is basically shitty fizzy water
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life funniest part, is you still need to be >18 to buy what is basically shitty fizzy water
wait, you do? why? isn't just awful tasting softdrink?
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@mariner4life not sure if it is law, but due to the fact it is beer, and usually sold form the alcohol section (and according to an article, there are traces of alcohol still - upto 0.5%)
Shopper dismayed as Countdown demands ID for non-alcoholic beer
A supermarket shopper has been left flabbergasted and his visiting Japanese student was left in tears while trying to buying non-alcoholic beer at...
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put anything other than espresso in a cup and call it coffee
well, now the real piston wristed gibbons have turned up
That makes three of you
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put anything other than espresso in a cup and call it coffee
well, now the real piston wristed gibbons have turned up
That makes three of you
and now that you are here, we are up to 5
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Where the enter key button is when texting! It's too approximate to the space bar!! I end up with vertical texts!
car cup holders that can't hold a 745ml bottle of beer
Buffet bacon and eggs
Differing vessels when asking for a pint or handle of beer
When one person at the table ignores the menu until the server comes and asks for tables orders!
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Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..
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@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..
HATIEST!!!!
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@Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..
HATIEST!!!!
Wrong.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..
HATIEST!!!!
Wrong.
Fuckers that pull out in front of you then go slow get that moniker.No, I put the passer higher in the want to punch list.
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oh and they are usually overtaking at speed, near out of control and cut back in in the tightest of spaces.
And I have a theory about black cars, BMWs and SUVs. The combo is 97.45% annoying. -
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Hooroo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Overtakers when you are doing the speed limit then they settle in and drive slower than the speed you were driving..
HATIEST!!!!
Wrong.
Fuckers that pull out in front of you then go slow get that moniker.ooooohhhh i haaaate those motherfuckers.
Alright fluffybunny, you actually had to dive and make me brake, you're obviously in a wild hungry, then get a fucking move on
the driving ones could go forever
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Second hand BMW 3 series owners.
People who accelerate on straight stretches after crawling along windy bits.
People who congregate to talk on thoroughfares or bottlenecks.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
you're obviously in a wild hungry
"KFC shuts soon, fuck."
"You'll make it, it's 24 hours"
" Oh right"
