The thread of learning something new every day
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<p>you guys are massive homos</p>
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<p>I can't tell if that is an insult or a compliment from you, Mr Sailor Boy!</p> -
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<p>I had a missus at uni who liked to sleep in satin sheets. Have you ever tried rooting in satin sheets? it's fucking hard to get a decent grip. Wear the footy boots to bed to get a decent leg drive. </p>
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<p>Very limiting on the positions that you can actually do as well, doesnt take long before one of you is back at the headboard. I wonder if the staff at the hotel we found them a run a luminol torch over the rest of their furniture and take the hint.</p> -
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<p>it hurts alot when you hit your thumb with a hammer, and then almost as much again when you have to jam a needle through the nail to relieve the pressure...</p>
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<p>I learnt this last year when putting up a shed, I dont however believe I learnt a lesson, nor this time as I suspect I might do it again one day! </p>
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<p>Use a small drill bit and if you can heat it up a bit first, the ones that really suck are your finger tips when you smash them and the mince inside comes out. It normally takes a hit with a sledge hammer to do that though, you end up with a dead patch where there's no feel afterwards too.</p>
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<p>Dont do it like this,</p>
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<p>This thread is awesome.</p>
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<p>Talking about sheets, I am convinced the ability to neatly fold a fitted sheet is impossible, and therefore the modern day witch test.</p>
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<p>Also, beer names in Elizabethan England were far cooler than today. You could buy Huffcap, The Mad Dog, Father Whoreson, Angel's Food, Dragon's Milk, Go-by-the-wall, Stride Wide and Lift-leg. Plus Bastard, a red wine from Burgandy.<br>
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<p>This thread is awesome.</p>
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<p>Talking about sheets, I am convinced the ability to neatly fold a fitted sheet is impossible, and therefore the modern day witch test.</p>
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<p><strong>Also, beer names in Elizabethan England were far cooler than today. You could buy Huffcap, The Mad Dog, Father Whoreson, Angel's Food, Dragon's Milk, Go-by-the-wall, Stride Wide and Lift-leg. Plus Bastard, a red wine from Burgandy.</strong><br>
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<p><strong>And it took 600 oaks to build a warship.</strong></p>
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Being abrupt.<br>
In Vodafone Tauranga store. <br><br>
Sales Assistant: Hello! I'm new here but I'm here to help<br>
Customer: I'm in a fucking hurry, can you please get someone else!<br><br>
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<p>Good to see you man-ing this thread up after all the fluffing with sheets.</p>
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<p><strong><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.salon.com/2007/04/12/castaneda/">The dark legacy of Carlos Castaneda</a></strong></p>
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<p>This is a good read if you're interested in take-downs of cults and new age bullshit.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="466580" data-time="1419750116"><p>This thread is awesome.<br><br>
Talking about sheets, I am convinced the ability to neatly fold a fitted sheet is impossible, and therefore the modern day witch test.<br><br>
Also, beer names in Elizabethan England were far cooler than today. You could buy Huffcap, The Mad Dog, Father Whoreson, Angel's Food, Dragon's Milk, Go-by-the-wall, Stride Wide and Lift-leg. Plus Bastard, a red wine from Burgandy.<br><br>
And it took 600 oaks to build a warship.</p></blockquote>
<br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.realsimple.com/m/home-organizing/cleaning/laundry/fold-fitted-sheet">http://www.realsimple.com/m/home-organizing/cleaning/laundry/fold-fitted-sheet</a><br><br>
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<p>Also, beer names in Elizabethan England were far cooler than today.</p>
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<p>Quite partial to Fuzzy Baby Ducks beer as a name, myself, and that is contemporary.</p>
<p>A forum also lists (and sadly I think most are N American):</p>
<p>Old Chub<br>
Dirty/Backwoods Bastard<br>
Sucks<br>
Wake N' Bake</p>
<p>Meat Whistle</p>
<p>Lil' Sumpin' Sumpin'</p>
<p>Brew Cocky<br>
Cats Piss<br>
Ryan and The Beaster Bunny (Evil Twin)</p>
<p>Hoppy Ending Pale Ale</p>
<p><span>Evil Twin's Justin Blåbær (Denmark)</span></p>
<p>Pork Slap</p>
<p>Pigs Ass Porter and Polygamy Porter</p>
<p>Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon</p>
<p>Big Cock IPA</p>
<p>Panty Peeler<br>
Even More Jesus (Surly has had a few: Jesus Juice, FU Brett Favre, Overrated West Coast IPA, Imperial Brown Eye...)<br>
Pearl Necklace<br>
Donkey Punch<br>
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<p><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.realsimple.com/m/home-organizing/cleaning/laundry/fold-fitted-sheet">http://www.realsimple.com/m/home-organizing/cleaning/laundry/fold-fitted-sheet</a><br><br>
You're welcome.</p>
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<p>Would appreciate some good NZ brew names but that is probably a different thread.</p>
<p>My tiny contribution for the thread, nipples are also known as the Glands of Montgomery (from his 1837 paper).</p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.buzzfeed.com/carolynkylstra/nipple-factoids'>http://www.buzzfeed.com/carolynkylstra/nipple-factoids</a></p>
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<p>His paper is described in <em>Bailey & Love's Short Practice of Surgery</em>.</p>
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<p>Edit: Sorry I forgot to mention two fave beer names</p>
<p>Jean Claude Van Cock puncher (obv Belgian IPA <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26884/88667/)'>http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26884/88667/)</a></p>
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<p>Camel Toe Egyptian Pale Ale (<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/piece-camel-toe-egyptian-pale-ale/68696/'>http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/piece-camel-toe-egyptian-pale-ale/68696/</a>) </p>
<p>What do they taste like?</p>
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<p>No, Satan, I SHALL NOT CLICK ON YOUR LINK.</p>
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<p>During my sheet research I came across an article that said fitted sheets are more about saving the manufacturer fabric than convenience and comfort for the consumer and whomever was being interviewed said she never bought fitted sheets and instead relied on her skill in making a bed with hospital corners. </p>
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<p>Farmers had heaps of quality sheet sets to choose from in their Boxing Day sales - and I branched out into some very nice towels at half price, as well.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-and-Choose-High-Quality-Bath-Towels'>http://www.wikihow.com/Identify-and-Choose-High-Quality-Bath-Towels</a></p>
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<p>Nepia will be scorning this, but I'm still the one who's really laughing!
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<p>Yeah, I guess everyone loves McCullum now so he ran out of battles to fight.</p>
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<p>I learned that the Baron hardly ever posts any more (which had escaped me) which as I reflect on the last year somehow seems to diminish this place and makes me (momentarily) maudlin.</p>
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<p>Well, he's gone the hard love on SidBarrett in the "Breaking Up" thread.</p>
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<p>I learned that the latest generation of caesium atomic clocks lose 1 second every 14.1 billion years.</p>
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<p>That's 14.1 <strong>BILLION </strong>years.</p>
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<p>NB The universe is estimated to be 13.5 billion years old.</p>
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<p>there was an explanation on why you need a timepiece that accurate but I missed it coz I was still going</p>
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<p>Whaaaaatthefuuuuckinheeeeeeeellllllllllll</p>
