Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket
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Warner is such a cock. He's also a great player. The Warner Paradox is those two facts exist in a symbiotic relationship - his cock-ness is necessary for his greatness.
The evidence suggests he plays his best when he's a total dick. The Bull who bullies opposition bowlers, umpires and small children. He plays like he lives - gets on the front stool and belts the ball, and doesn't give a shit about what people think.
He's one of those unique characters that exist very rarely across all sports. Aussie cricket does have a habit of producing them - I reckon Hayden and McGrath are two others who fit this mould as well. Steve Waugh maybe, but he was a little bit less brash.
I'd argue that in this side currently he's the only real cnt. Lyon and the quicks have their moments, but nobody commits to the persona like our Davey.
Fuck I hate that name, too. Have you ever met a decent bloke who people call Davey?
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@mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Davey has to know that sledge is always going to come if he pushes, why can't he let it go?
If what's been reported, that Davey had a crack at de Cock's mother and sister, is correct, then it's bizarre - he must know everyone has a ready-made grenade to chuck into his bunker - some of them have probably put considerable work into raising their offensive capability!
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@mariner4life It did make me laugh when I heard Warner on the news trying to claim it hadn't been personal. Bitch, please. WE KNOW YOU.
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@chris-b said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Davey has to know that sledge is always going to come if he pushes, why can't he let it go?
If what's been reported, that Davey had a crack at de Cock's mother and sister, is correct, then it's bizarre - he must know everyone has a ready-made grenade to chuck into his bunker - some of them have probably put considerable work into raising their offensive capability!
If he had a brain, which we know he doesn't, then he'd simply not engage. But he's too stupid to realise he's the easiest to wind up.
And he looks stupid too. Not just his head, but his behaviour. What are you going to do angry little man? Punch my knees?
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Now, did i see an article that he was interested in getting in to politics? Was that legit? Or did the Betoota Advocate get me?
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@mariner4life With due respect to Hooroo - maybe he could take Barnaby "I don't know if it's mine's" seat!
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@chris-b check out where the New England electorate is. Could you 1) see Davey living there; and 2) resonating with its populace?
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@mariner4life It's in Australia isn't it?
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@chris-b said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Davey has to know that sledge is always going to come if he pushes, why can't he let it go?
If what's been reported, that Davey had a crack at de Cock's mother and sister, is correct, then it's bizarre - he must know everyone has a ready-made grenade to chuck into his bunker - some of them have probably put considerable work into raising their offensive capability!
Link?
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@booboo http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12007434
The Proteas are privately alleging that Warner referenced de Kock's sister and mother in some verbals. Separate reports claim the South African camp also briefed local media that Warner called de Kock a "bush pig". -
@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Warner is such a cock. He's also a great player. The Warner Paradox is those two facts exist in a symbiotic relationship - his cock-ness is necessary for his greatness.
The evidence suggests he plays his best when he's a total dick.
Bollocks.
Correlation vs causation.
Plays alright with a smile in the IPL.
The "it's war" comment sums up the intellectual short comings of this skillful cricketer.
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@booboo said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Is it wishful thinking but I kind of imagine a McGrath v Sarwon scenario where the Aussie goes personal, cops a personal one back and loses plot because it "crosses the line" / he's an immature prat.
Well what a surprise ... seems I may have been granted that wish
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@chris-b said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@mariner4life It's in Australia isn't it?
Fucking Cantab.
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@booboo said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Is it wishful thinking but I kind of imagine a McGrath v Sarwon scenario where the Aussie goes personal, cops a personal one back and loses plot because it "crosses the line" / he's an immature prat.
McGrath is one of the all time greats and 99 times out of 100 seems like a really good bloke too but he sure came across as a dickhead that day.
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@barbarian said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Warner is such a cock. He's also a great player. The Warner Paradox is those two facts exist in a symbiotic relationship - his cock-ness is necessary for his greatness.
The evidence suggests he plays his best when he's a total dick. The Bull who bullies opposition bowlers, umpires and small children. He plays like he lives - gets on the front stool and belts the ball, and doesn't give a shit about what people think.
He's one of those unique characters that exist very rarely across all sports. Aussie cricket does have a habit of producing them - I reckon Hayden and McGrath are two others who fit this mould as well. Steve Waugh maybe, but he was a little bit less brash.
I'd argue that in this side currently he's the only real cnt. Lyon and the quicks have their moments, but nobody commits to the persona like our Davey.
Fuck I hate that name, too. Have you ever met a decent bloke who people call Davey?
Brad Haddin is the worst Australian who's ever existed.
#biggercuntthanhitler
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@mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
It's not too hard to see why test cricket is fucked. SA v Aus is a massive series. And no one turned up.
People seem interested now. Warner is the saviour of Test cricket
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Low ratings? Legends of the game love retelling their sledging stories to all and sundry. Incorporate the sledging into the broadcast. Insant hype. Make the game great again.
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Beat me to it.@duluth said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
@mariner4life said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
It's not too hard to see why test cricket is fucked. SA v Aus is a massive series. And no one turned up.
People seem interested now. Warner is the saviour of Test cricket
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@canerbry said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:
Whatever happened between Candice Warner and Sonny Bill Williams and multiple others has no place on the cricket pitch.
absolutely this. It should be left in the pub toilet, where it belongs.
