The Ashes

Chris B.

Plunkett breaking down requiring Root to bowl eight expensive overs hasn't helped England.

Getting Smith caught behind probably a bit of luck that helps balance that equation. Steve marches off shaking his head, but if he didn't want to be caught behind, he shouldn't have nicked the ball.

England back with their noses in front...just.

Chris B.

Oooh, MitchMarsh!!!

Not what was required.

Can Stoinis do to England what he did to us?

Crucial

@chris-b said in The Ashes:

Oooh, MitchMarsh!!!

Not what was required.

Can Stoinis do to England what he did to us?

Nope. Needed a much better strike rate than that. Can't get enough good balls away.

Crucial

Screwed.

Oz should have done much better in that chase given the situation they were in. Couldn't put the foot down when required.

Chris B.

Very clever bowling by England. Gave them very few to time sweetly. Particularly good given how deep they had to bowl their spinners - especially Moeen!

31 off 35 by Paine - not good enough in that situation - left Stoinis too much to do.

Siam

Will the giant hand maker get another gig?

pukunui

@siam said in The Ashes:

Will the giant hand maker get another gig?

Haha i was wondering the same thing

Hooroo

So Aussie have lost 10 of their past 11 completed matches which is their worst in their history.

I didn't realise they sucked the fat one at ODI's??

KiwiMurph

@hooroo Being ranked 7th in T20s aint too crash hot either.

Hooroo

@kiwimurph said in The Ashes:

@hooroo Being ranked 7th in T20s aint too crash hot either.

Heh heh!

Crazy Horse

England are five down for 8 runs. It's going to need a cracker of a run chase from Aus to escape with a win in this one!

NTA

@crazy-horse think we're fuct

Donsteppa

England also inspired by their Under 19 side....

Virgil

4 ducks in that top 5!

sparky

England players meeting with ECB to discuss whether to ask for a year's delay of the Ashes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/57976072

KiwiPie

Do we need an auto-replace for Ashes to World Test Championship 3rd/4th Place Playoff ?

MN5

@kiwipie said in The Ashes:

Do we need an auto-replace for Ashes to World Test Championship 3rd/4th Place Playoff ?

Yeah fucken suck it @NTA and fuck you bloody to any Indian ferners who might be lurking.

NTA

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

@kiwipie said in The Ashes:

Do we need an auto-replace for Ashes to World Test Championship 3rd/4th Place Playoff ?

Yeah fucken suck it @NTA and fuck you bloody to any Indian ferners who might be lurking.

Jeez. Only feels like yesterday we were humping you 3-nil in various Test series' ...

canefan

@nta said in The Ashes:

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

@kiwipie said in The Ashes:

Do we need an auto-replace for Ashes to World Test Championship 3rd/4th Place Playoff ?

Yeah fucken suck it @NTA and fuck you bloody to any Indian ferners who might be lurking.

Jeez. Only feels like yesterday we were humping you 3-nil in various Test series' ...

Mods, I think Tim Paine has hacked NTAs account

NTA

@canefan said in The Ashes:

@nta said in The Ashes:

@mn5 said in The Ashes:

@kiwipie said in The Ashes:

Do we need an auto-replace for Ashes to World Test Championship 3rd/4th Place Playoff ?

Yeah fucken suck it @NTA and fuck you bloody to any Indian ferners who might be lurking.

Jeez. Only feels like yesterday we were humping you 3-nil in various Test series' ...

Mods, I think Tim Paine has hacked NTAs account

It would be far wittier if he had.

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