Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II
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@mariner4life said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
This is so bad we are making Mitch Marsh look explosive and international standard. We fucking suck.
Basically one of Williamson of Guptil need a hundred, the other needs a big 50, as does Latham. And then we need quick 30-odds from a couple of the support crew. If any of the top 3 fail, we are fucked. If 2 fail we are totally fucked.
you need the hundred, a couple of fifties, three quick thirties, and then find anoter 70-odd runs from the rest.
No worries, got them right where we want them....
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@Damo said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
If Guptill gets a double century and Williamson gets a century we could win this by 9 wickets.
Yeah, either Guppy gets a double ton or he doesn't, it's a 50/50 chance. We're right in this boys.
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I don't recall ever seeing a bloke score 76 off 40 balls and it seem so effortless.
Was kind of Henry to bowl 3 half volleys in a row that Marsh could easily despatch over the long on boundary. I don't expect the Aussie bowlers will return that kind of favour. -
pfffft hahahaha that's so fucking shit. Win toss, bowl, go for 378. Fucking great cricket you blokes. Compound it by giving Mitch Marsh 70-odd off fuck all.
Jesus christ i am glad i am not at home listening to Healy, Clarke and Nicholas falling over each other to see who can gobble the most Aussie cock.
Prediction, we lose by 160. And it's only that close because the game is put to bed early, and the tail wog some agricultural runs to get us over 200
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@No-Quarter said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
@Damo said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
If Guptill gets a double century and Williamson gets a century we could win this by 9 wickets.
Yeah, either Guppy gets a double ton or he doesn't, it's a 50/50 chance. We're right in this boys.
Now you are just being silly. Be serious please.
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@mariner4life said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
Jesus christ i am glad i am not at home listening to Healy, Clarke and Nicholas falling over each other to see who can gobble the most Aussie cock.
Gimme your number and I'll put the phone up to my TV
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@NTA said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
@mariner4life said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
Jesus christ i am glad i am not at home listening to Healy, Clarke and Nicholas falling over each other to see who can gobble the most Aussie cock.
Gimme your number and I'll put the phone up to my TV
You mean you'll put the phone up to your mouth.
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@mariner4life said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
Jesus christ i am glad i am not at home listening to Healy, Clarke and Nicholas falling over each other to see who can gobble the most Aussie cock.
My stream has also got a bunch of smug poms guffawing at each others' snide comments between overs. Awesome.
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@NTA said in Aus v NZ -Chappell Hadlee series II:
Marsh was on 44 (30) at the start of the second last over.
From there it was
2 2 6 1 2 6 6 6 . 1
And that dot was a wide every fucking day of the week, but The Dharma Initiative was clearly in pity mode by that stage.
Fuck a duck. I reckon a TSF reserve grade XI couldn't bowl and make Marsh look any better than that.
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Funny how it goes from "if Guppy can score 20 odd that'd be a bonus" in tests to "we need Guppy to score a double ton" in ODIs.
