Black Caps in India
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Lol 48/5, I'm out.
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Increasingly looks like the only thing Mike Hesson has got right in his tenure was appointing Baz captain.
Lucky for Hesson's sake it turned out to be a big thing. Shame then that Baz had to retire..
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Just turned the cricket on
55 for 5.
Why do I even pretend to start to hope?
Normal service appears to have resumed for NZ cricket after 2 years of optimism.
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65 for 6???
6????
Fuck...
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And the hat trick ...
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Single
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@Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:
65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.
You think we could get away without a batting coach?
Jesus - this is a humiliation!
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Thank fuck I'm going to bed soon.
Fuck cricket.
(and league ... (which is a given ...))
(and netball ... )
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@Chris-B. said in Black Caps in India:
@Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:
65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.
You think we could get away without a batting coach?
Jesus - this is a humiliation!
Macca takes his coaching lead from the How to Bat Like Chris Martin DVD collection.
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Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.
Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.
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@Donsteppa To be fair, google tells me he's been our batting coach for more than two years so he's been going alright for part of it. We seem to have been afflicted by numptyism for this match in particular.
At least we're past our lowest ever ODI total - got to get past 103 to beat our worst vs India and in India.
New Zealand ODI matches team lowest innings totals | ESPNcricinfo
Find New Zealand cricket ODI matches team lowest innings totals at ESPNcricinfo. Records and stats of New Zealand ODI matches team lowest innings totals.
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@westcoastie said in Black Caps in India:
Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.
Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.
Southee should open the batting next match at this rate...
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190 all out. Glad I watched the final few overs of our innings after wearily checking cricinfo to see Southee get going.
Credit to Latham, played exactly the innings we want from him every game. Now we just need the other 5 blokes in the top 6 to score more then 19 fucking runs.
Looking forward to waking up tomorrow to news of Southee taking 7-20 to complete one of the finest all round performances of all time...
